dreamstar

I got a case of the MONDAYS!!!
Why is it that everything seems to fall to shit on Mondays? You are hung over from the night b4 and you are tired from partying all weekend. Everything you submit to your boss comes back with 900 rivisions and10 tons of red ink. Everyone is up your ass - and not in a good way... you forget your lunch and have to go drive and sit in traffic and sweat cause you can't run the air in your car and drive at the sme time cause it wears out the car battery... the only reason you are sweating is cause you have to wear a long sleeve shirt to work in friggin' August cause the air at work is set so low that there are penguins having a snowball fight in the kitchen... NEXT TO THE BROKEN COFFEE MACHINE... fuckers! and AND... not 1 but all 3 printers are on the fritz and NONE of your print outs are coming out of the printer.... Then you get home and log on to SG with a glass of wine. The only saving grace of my Monday. Thank the Goddess for SG... I'm going to eat a muscle relaxer and pass out. Nite!