Ive decided that I am going to write a book. I saw a book titled "11,00 things that should make you miserable" But when you opened it up, this douche just listed things that annoyed him....for 200 fucking pages. He didnt explain a single damn thing. He just listed things like "Telemarketers, Door to door Salesmen, Rush hour traffic, last call." So I decided that if he could get that published, Im writing a book.
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