Triple Scoop of Stupid
In the wake of the Casey Anthony thing, I think we all need some funny. And as always, I am here to deliver.
Does everyone remember Chris Hanson? The "to Catch a Predator" guy? Ok, well Chris Hanson was caught by hidden camera, cheating on his wife with a woman who was 20 years younger than him. HAHAHAHA, TAKE THAT COCK BLOCK!!! Now they say he who lives by the sword dies by the sword, But Chris Hanson is the first guy to get bitten in the ass by a video camera.........if you dont count the LAPD.
Staying in the realm of catching predators. Police in Eastern Indiana arrested an Amish Man, who showed up on a horse and buggy, to have sex with a 12 year old girl. Apparently he was texting this girl pictures (Yes I said texting) of his Amish Junk and trying to get the girl to send him naked pictures of herself. The girl had no idea who this guy was, so she told her mom about the texts, the mom informed the police. The police then baited the prepubescent hook, and this dumbshit took the bait. So thinking he was about to get some hot unholy action, he hitched up the horse and buggy, and headed into town. The man was arested but I was hoping that the cops wouldve tazed him. Something about tazing an Amish guy, that wouldve been the perfect end to this story.
And finally, in Perish, New York. A member of "American Bikers Aimed Toward Education" was riding in a protest against mandatory helmet laws. He was forced to hit his brakes, flew over the handle bars of his Harley and hit his head on the pavement. He was rushed to the hospital where he was pronounced dead on arrival. Hold on, there's is something in my throat....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, I feel better now. WAY TO FUCK UP THE PROTEST BILLY BOB!!! This story just fell into my lap and it was like christmas in July. I didnt even know where to start. OK, let's starts with:
1) "American Bikers Aimed TOWARD EDUCATION", you wouldn't think that a member of an organization promoting education would do something this fucking stupid.
2) He was protesting mandatory helmet laws, but Ironically if he had been wearing a helmet he couldve finished the protest and everybody wouldnt have had to go home early.
3) Is this the last time that they are going to try this protest? Are they going to have the balls to try this again next year, or the year after? Because you know the next time this protest gets arranged, the media (Or just some smart ass like me) is going to mention," hey isnt that the protest where a guy was killed at last time because he wasnt wearing a helmet?
In the wake of the Casey Anthony thing, I think we all need some funny. And as always, I am here to deliver.
Does everyone remember Chris Hanson? The "to Catch a Predator" guy? Ok, well Chris Hanson was caught by hidden camera, cheating on his wife with a woman who was 20 years younger than him. HAHAHAHA, TAKE THAT COCK BLOCK!!! Now they say he who lives by the sword dies by the sword, But Chris Hanson is the first guy to get bitten in the ass by a video camera.........if you dont count the LAPD.
Staying in the realm of catching predators. Police in Eastern Indiana arrested an Amish Man, who showed up on a horse and buggy, to have sex with a 12 year old girl. Apparently he was texting this girl pictures (Yes I said texting) of his Amish Junk and trying to get the girl to send him naked pictures of herself. The girl had no idea who this guy was, so she told her mom about the texts, the mom informed the police. The police then baited the prepubescent hook, and this dumbshit took the bait. So thinking he was about to get some hot unholy action, he hitched up the horse and buggy, and headed into town. The man was arested but I was hoping that the cops wouldve tazed him. Something about tazing an Amish guy, that wouldve been the perfect end to this story.
And finally, in Perish, New York. A member of "American Bikers Aimed Toward Education" was riding in a protest against mandatory helmet laws. He was forced to hit his brakes, flew over the handle bars of his Harley and hit his head on the pavement. He was rushed to the hospital where he was pronounced dead on arrival. Hold on, there's is something in my throat....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, I feel better now. WAY TO FUCK UP THE PROTEST BILLY BOB!!! This story just fell into my lap and it was like christmas in July. I didnt even know where to start. OK, let's starts with:
1) "American Bikers Aimed TOWARD EDUCATION", you wouldn't think that a member of an organization promoting education would do something this fucking stupid.
2) He was protesting mandatory helmet laws, but Ironically if he had been wearing a helmet he couldve finished the protest and everybody wouldnt have had to go home early.
3) Is this the last time that they are going to try this protest? Are they going to have the balls to try this again next year, or the year after? Because you know the next time this protest gets arranged, the media (Or just some smart ass like me) is going to mention," hey isnt that the protest where a guy was killed at last time because he wasnt wearing a helmet?
kay:
I laughed so hard when you said "hold on there is something in my throat....hahahahaha. Wow man. You just made my night with that.
hemi:
Fuck Chris Hansen...ugh...I hate that man.