OH TV GODS, WHY DO YOU MOCK ME???
Yesterday, My girldriend Sarah was watching TV. She and her Mom were watching Bridzillas, a show that makes me hate the human race as a whole. But they usually watch this show, so I have grown somewhat numb to it. But after it was over, there was a show called "Raising Sextuplets". Its about a closeted gay man who is married to a blonde woman resembling the Dutchboy paint guy, who went to a fertility clinic in hell and popped of 6 kids.
It took about 2 minutes for me to hate these people. The husband has no backbone. The wife thinks that she is completely fascinating and deserves to be on TV.Their mere existence is fucking up my universe. Now correct me if Im wrong, but I could swear Ive seen this show before. It seems so familiar. Dad is a pushover man-bitch, Mom is a Narcisisstic fame whore, a litter of kids are being fucked up for life in the process.
Haven't we had enough of this bullshit on TV? Honestly, this isnt new. How many shitty TV moms do we have to get rammed up our ass before we stop watching this bullshit? Octomom, Kate "where's my check?" Gosslin, this crazy sextuplet bitch. Enough is enough. I have news for you.....HAVING A SHIT TON OF KIDS ISNT THE SAME AS HAVING TALENT!!! And don't give me any shit about,"they are hard working moms who deserve respect". Fuck you! I have a lot of friends who have children. They are too busy raising their kids to do any fucking TV show. I have friends who have 3 or 4 children, you know what they dont have room or time for? A director, a cameraman and some dickhead holding a boom mic.
And what good has it done? What have we gotten from watching these untalented attention starved baby factories? Not a goddam thing. All it does is piss me off. And I dont want to hear,"if you dont like it, dont watch it". If it was as simple as avoiding the channel, Id be fine. But I cant buy groceries without seeing Octomom on every fucking checkstand tabloid, yelling "leave me alone, Im not a celebrity". So then why did you have 14 kids? At least the white trash welfare mom, herding around 20 water headed rugrats, I know why she did it. She's too fucking stupid to figure out the mysterious workings of the condom.
The only reason I watched Dancing with the Stars was because I was hoping Gosslin's partner would drop her and Christoper Reeves her right on her little peanut head. Am I the only one who sees her doing interview after interview, and thinks "WHERE IN THE BLUE HELL ARE YOUR CHILDREN WHILE YOU ARE WHORING YOURSELF OUT TO EXTRA?"
Ive said it before, becoming a celebrity is no longer a challenge in our society. 15 or 20 years ago, if you wanted to get on TV you had to have talent or a skill that very few people had. You had to be able to sing or dance or act. You had to be able to play sport or commit serial homicide. Those were the only ways to get on TV when I was a kid. Today, if you want to get on TV, your options are whore yourself out to the latest has-been musician, be willing to get locked into a house with other fame whores and act in a way that embarases anyone who has ever met you. Compete with other fucktards for the honor of marrying some annonymous bachelor, baclelorette, cougar or midget.
This is what its produced. Congratulations America, you fucked up my TV.
Yesterday, My girldriend Sarah was watching TV. She and her Mom were watching Bridzillas, a show that makes me hate the human race as a whole. But they usually watch this show, so I have grown somewhat numb to it. But after it was over, there was a show called "Raising Sextuplets". Its about a closeted gay man who is married to a blonde woman resembling the Dutchboy paint guy, who went to a fertility clinic in hell and popped of 6 kids.
It took about 2 minutes for me to hate these people. The husband has no backbone. The wife thinks that she is completely fascinating and deserves to be on TV.Their mere existence is fucking up my universe. Now correct me if Im wrong, but I could swear Ive seen this show before. It seems so familiar. Dad is a pushover man-bitch, Mom is a Narcisisstic fame whore, a litter of kids are being fucked up for life in the process.
Haven't we had enough of this bullshit on TV? Honestly, this isnt new. How many shitty TV moms do we have to get rammed up our ass before we stop watching this bullshit? Octomom, Kate "where's my check?" Gosslin, this crazy sextuplet bitch. Enough is enough. I have news for you.....HAVING A SHIT TON OF KIDS ISNT THE SAME AS HAVING TALENT!!! And don't give me any shit about,"they are hard working moms who deserve respect". Fuck you! I have a lot of friends who have children. They are too busy raising their kids to do any fucking TV show. I have friends who have 3 or 4 children, you know what they dont have room or time for? A director, a cameraman and some dickhead holding a boom mic.
And what good has it done? What have we gotten from watching these untalented attention starved baby factories? Not a goddam thing. All it does is piss me off. And I dont want to hear,"if you dont like it, dont watch it". If it was as simple as avoiding the channel, Id be fine. But I cant buy groceries without seeing Octomom on every fucking checkstand tabloid, yelling "leave me alone, Im not a celebrity". So then why did you have 14 kids? At least the white trash welfare mom, herding around 20 water headed rugrats, I know why she did it. She's too fucking stupid to figure out the mysterious workings of the condom.
The only reason I watched Dancing with the Stars was because I was hoping Gosslin's partner would drop her and Christoper Reeves her right on her little peanut head. Am I the only one who sees her doing interview after interview, and thinks "WHERE IN THE BLUE HELL ARE YOUR CHILDREN WHILE YOU ARE WHORING YOURSELF OUT TO EXTRA?"
Ive said it before, becoming a celebrity is no longer a challenge in our society. 15 or 20 years ago, if you wanted to get on TV you had to have talent or a skill that very few people had. You had to be able to sing or dance or act. You had to be able to play sport or commit serial homicide. Those were the only ways to get on TV when I was a kid. Today, if you want to get on TV, your options are whore yourself out to the latest has-been musician, be willing to get locked into a house with other fame whores and act in a way that embarases anyone who has ever met you. Compete with other fucktards for the honor of marrying some annonymous bachelor, baclelorette, cougar or midget.
This is what its produced. Congratulations America, you fucked up my TV.
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