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Saturday Jan 22, 2005

Jan 22, 2005
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Oh, ohh, and on a better note. The Girl Scout cookie fariy contacted me today! I hope to have such sweet goodness arriving on my doorstep in the next week.

Mmmmm.. girl scout cookies... love
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A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in oral sex. "Back ladies, back!" cried the leader. "There's a very dangerous beast out there!" But it was too late, as several of her girls had more-or-less seen the deed happening. They asked their leader what it was the couple was doing. "Well, err.... if you must know, uh, they were practicing a brand new form of artificial respiration... yeah, that's it, it's artificial respiration!" "WOW!" exclaimed the oldest of the group. "I know which merit badge I'm gonna try for next!"
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Food for Thought:
If it takes a cup of chocolate chips to make a batch of chocolate chip cookies and a cup of peanut butter to make a batch of peanut butter cookies, does it take a cup of Girl Scouts to make a batch of Girl Scout cookies?
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Q: What's yellow and green, stinks, and lies on the side of the road?
A: A dead Girl Scout.
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The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Johnny led off: "I sold charity vouchers and I made $30," he said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Sally was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current events."

"Very good, Sally," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Mary's turn.

Little Mary walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," she said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Tooth brushes," said Little Mary.

"Tooth brushes," echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Mary, "I set up a Girl Scout Cookie stand. I gave everybody who walked by a sample.
They all said the same thing: 'Hey, this tastes like shit!'
Then I would say 'It is shit... Wanna buy a toothbrush?'"
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Jeebus those were a pain in the ass to find. smile


[k]
Jan 31, 2005
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biggrin Hope to see you tonight man!
Feb 4, 2005

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