dragonflye

Do you ever just feel like running around outside pretending to be an aeroplane and making "VARRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!" noises?

I don't think i am ready to be an adult. I don't want to be a kid either. I don't feel like either. Can't i just not specify?

A few weeks ago me and Rick (28) played slot cars ALL night. It was great fun.

When i was a kid i truely believed i would grow up to be a princess. I don't think i ever thought about how it would happen. I was also a great beleiver in fairytales.

Pippi Longstockings was my idol. I am EXTREMELY angry that the "lesbians" have claimed her as a lesbian icon. What a load of gut rot. She was a child hence had no sexual tendancies or attractions to either sex. And from what i remember from my hours of Pippi watching i did each week she had just as many male friends as female friends so you can't really pin her to anything. The "lesbians" need to get over themselves i think. Stop their man hating. I think men are great for their masculinity, women are great for their femininity, and a few others are great for their androgeny. The rest aren't really my piece of cake. Mmmm cake.

I had a dream about a skyscraper sized tiramasu. I just dived in... and wriggled into the alcoholic sponge layer... "gobble gobble gobble" then slithered into the marscapone layer... "gobble GOBBBLE GOOOOOBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEEE" and just kept on wriggling through. It was great. I just kept on eating and eating and when i finnished i licked myself clean.