dragonflye

"sucking pussy is better than sucking cock because its a constant reward"

SO YEAH i feel so old now! But i get a cool pressie (which i get to go order now)... a strapon

and days of a constant beer haze

sad i am missing the bbq... i dont want to hear from anyone after the fact that it was fun because i dont get to go.. please save my poor little ears and tell me that its crap

its all crap

my boss has been going out of his way to be polite... i still think he was a dick and it i were even 5 inches taller would have shown PROPERLY, LIKE THE MAN I AM WITH MY NEW SILICONE DETACHABLE PENIS what i really think of him

but cool stuff on the horizon

looks like i get a new GF!!!! YAY

and old friend from highschool has admitted her undying thirst to ravage me senseless (not her words, but totally her intended meaning) and is moving to oz pronto to show me what i have been missing out on. She is going to be living with us when she gets her, possibly permanently, possibly not, we will see how we go

besides i am totally sick of the whole pursuit of pussy... waste of fucking time AND money if you ask me... i dont have time to fuck around in gay bars going "ugh" at the butchies and wasting money on buying drinks for girls who arent ever going to put out. internet dating thing is a waste of time... of all these people who i have talked to on the phone etc etc... one in 10 (if i am lucky) actually end up meeting you, 8 in 10 cancel your dates at the last minute ( like 30mins before it) and the other one just wants to string you along for months and months humming and harring about weather or not they are really interested in getting physical with another girl.

either way i aint getting any am i? what ever happened to good old fashioned no strings attached rooting?

and so my birthday came and went, and i had no sex because of thrush (yeah attacks at the worse time when you REALLY want what you cant have) and it was just your regular kind of crappy work day... 37celcuis in the shade, yeah fun! and fun exciting stuff looms ahead... that i cant go to because of my crappy job... like this bbq (yeah i know its not too late to quit in time to go to it)...

i will be quitting... just seem to have every credit card in my wallet maxed out from wedding stuff... i certainly wont be getting married again... waste of money (though the food was fantastic and i wish i had taken pics of it... god i am hungry)

and mmm.... so much of every alcy i could think of... kind of makes my beer look kind of lame :'(

and next time guys i will promise not to post with a belly full of beer, because thrush? what a fucking conversation killer (really sorry guys... but at least you can still wank)