SOOOO..... i got my bike back. She looks so pretty
I was really upset with the bikeshop... my bike had to do roadworthy because it changed states... SO they put this crappy new autorelease bikestand on it... its the worng one for the bike so it is on the complete wrong angle and i am worried my poor baby will fall over! that cost $50... AND there was nothing wrong with the old one! They DIDN'T replace the fucking headlight bulb (which was on the list of stuff that needed to be done and was quite obvious as we GAVE the whole headlight to them in pieces) so i had to ride at night-time with my fullbeam tilted down nice and low! They put baffles in my pipes... APARRENTLY my bike is too loud but a harley isnt? WHATEVER... my bike is the barry white of vehicles... throaty sexy growl! But instead of putting the screws in like normal people they SPOTWELDED them into place. We spent ages grinding the fuckers out when we got home. I cant ride without a rev-counter if i CAN'T hear the fucking engine now can i? YAY back to being the only vehicle i can hear on the road. So that cost another $50. And they didn't fix my horn... how am i meant to toot at hot girls without a horn? BTW this bunch is Brisbane Motorcycles... pack of fucking lazy bastards...
Now for the GOOD news...
So on tuesday night straight after work we drove straight into Brissy. I have two dates lined up... and GUESS WHAT? They both cancelled at the last minute... suprise suprise... they were typical fickle aussie girls. If only i had more money i would import girls to shag But the ride was fun and we got there really quick and stayed at the sexy Royal on the Park and had there tiny roomservice desserts... i swear i could fit the entire slice of cheesecake in my mouth at once. But they were yummy and since my two servings of the BEST kind of dessert cancelled i had to settle for food.
Wednesday we were meant to pick up my bike first thing in the morning... and GUESS WHAT? They HADN'T finnished it yet! So we rode up to woodford on the Fireblade (I did meantion my partner bought a fireblade about a fortnight ago?) to visit some friends. They are in the Ullysies (sp?) Club (yeah thats the oldies, but theres some goodies there) so we arranged to come back after we had picked up the monster and ride to the club meeting with them. Back to brissy to get the monster, then back to woody. This was when i discovered that when the bikeshop attached my new bikestand they didnt realise that because it was the wrong one that it was mounted to close to my gearleaver... and it jammed down in 3rd gear just as i was coming through caboolture. That was fun when all the car people thought i couldnt ride my fucking bike. Had to just put up with it the rest of the way to woody kicking it back up again after every downshift.
So the ride out to the club was fun... neat people... we are in with the half a doz members who are the "sportbike" people. I always end up being the only girl at these kind of things... and for some reason these oldies (50-70yos) were taking about manginas. I guess you had to be there... i think my imagination is too vivid because i had very vivid images of them all making manginas... hillarious.
Then thursday was my big ride day did about 450km i think. We went through kilcoy, esk,ipswich, brisbane, down to the coast to pick up our layby of wedding clothes, then back to beauy and home via tamborine. Theres some gnarly roads out there... the tamborine way and the lake sommerset way... i was careful
so my arse is sore and i have had too much caffiene but it was great. Even better now that we have a bike each
I'm off to watch Rocky5 now... awesome movies
Take care my pretties
*MWAH*
I was really upset with the bikeshop... my bike had to do roadworthy because it changed states... SO they put this crappy new autorelease bikestand on it... its the worng one for the bike so it is on the complete wrong angle and i am worried my poor baby will fall over! that cost $50... AND there was nothing wrong with the old one! They DIDN'T replace the fucking headlight bulb (which was on the list of stuff that needed to be done and was quite obvious as we GAVE the whole headlight to them in pieces) so i had to ride at night-time with my fullbeam tilted down nice and low! They put baffles in my pipes... APARRENTLY my bike is too loud but a harley isnt? WHATEVER... my bike is the barry white of vehicles... throaty sexy growl! But instead of putting the screws in like normal people they SPOTWELDED them into place. We spent ages grinding the fuckers out when we got home. I cant ride without a rev-counter if i CAN'T hear the fucking engine now can i? YAY back to being the only vehicle i can hear on the road. So that cost another $50. And they didn't fix my horn... how am i meant to toot at hot girls without a horn? BTW this bunch is Brisbane Motorcycles... pack of fucking lazy bastards...
Now for the GOOD news...
So on tuesday night straight after work we drove straight into Brissy. I have two dates lined up... and GUESS WHAT? They both cancelled at the last minute... suprise suprise... they were typical fickle aussie girls. If only i had more money i would import girls to shag But the ride was fun and we got there really quick and stayed at the sexy Royal on the Park and had there tiny roomservice desserts... i swear i could fit the entire slice of cheesecake in my mouth at once. But they were yummy and since my two servings of the BEST kind of dessert cancelled i had to settle for food.
Wednesday we were meant to pick up my bike first thing in the morning... and GUESS WHAT? They HADN'T finnished it yet! So we rode up to woodford on the Fireblade (I did meantion my partner bought a fireblade about a fortnight ago?) to visit some friends. They are in the Ullysies (sp?) Club (yeah thats the oldies, but theres some goodies there) so we arranged to come back after we had picked up the monster and ride to the club meeting with them. Back to brissy to get the monster, then back to woody. This was when i discovered that when the bikeshop attached my new bikestand they didnt realise that because it was the wrong one that it was mounted to close to my gearleaver... and it jammed down in 3rd gear just as i was coming through caboolture. That was fun when all the car people thought i couldnt ride my fucking bike. Had to just put up with it the rest of the way to woody kicking it back up again after every downshift.
So the ride out to the club was fun... neat people... we are in with the half a doz members who are the "sportbike" people. I always end up being the only girl at these kind of things... and for some reason these oldies (50-70yos) were taking about manginas. I guess you had to be there... i think my imagination is too vivid because i had very vivid images of them all making manginas... hillarious.
Then thursday was my big ride day did about 450km i think. We went through kilcoy, esk,ipswich, brisbane, down to the coast to pick up our layby of wedding clothes, then back to beauy and home via tamborine. Theres some gnarly roads out there... the tamborine way and the lake sommerset way... i was careful
so my arse is sore and i have had too much caffiene but it was great. Even better now that we have a bike each
I'm off to watch Rocky5 now... awesome movies
Take care my pretties
*MWAH*
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Got a friend in brissie thats a good mechanic shall I get his details for you.
Least you have a bike unlike my good self.