It's not even a full moon out....and everyone's a retard today.
I had an incident with a one-toothed drunk redneck & a George Jones CD. It almost came to a tugging match between us.
Then we had to throw out a crackhead b/c someone said they didn't like the Rolling Stones, and this upset the crackhead.
OK....so maybe everybody's not a retard today....maybe it's just that the weather's nice & all the substance abusers are out in full force.
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I have $0.95 in my bank account.
Yup.
$0.95 till Friday.
Thank god my honey takes me out to dinner on Wednesdays.
Cuz I've been living on tuna fish, hot dogs, & cheese for a week now.
Which, currently, isn't totally a bad thing since I'm probably shooting at least 3 photosets next week.
Next week is my week off from both jobs!!!! Woohoooo!!!!!!!!!
Finally...first break from working 65 hours a week I've had since I started here at Taboo almost a year ago. I desperately need it.
I'll be seeing not one, but TWO Rolling Stones shows, getting my teeth cleaned, getting my kitty her second shot, attending a wedding, the photoshoots, and lots and lots of sleeping & working on my house. I'm a damn packrat & I'm sick of looking at it. Next week is gonna rock!
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I had a dream about cockrings last night. Cockrings that are jelly, yet lock in place? And then one of my very old dear friends asked me to marry him, and I said why not...you're the only guy I haven't ever argued with! And then I think we had sex. Very comfortable sex. With the cockring. It was nice. Reminds me of the time we had very comfortable sex a couple of years ago. But without the cockring.
That's all I can think of to update right now....leave me a funny joke that I'm the punchline of.
I had an incident with a one-toothed drunk redneck & a George Jones CD. It almost came to a tugging match between us.
Then we had to throw out a crackhead b/c someone said they didn't like the Rolling Stones, and this upset the crackhead.
OK....so maybe everybody's not a retard today....maybe it's just that the weather's nice & all the substance abusers are out in full force.
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I have $0.95 in my bank account.
Yup.
$0.95 till Friday.
Thank god my honey takes me out to dinner on Wednesdays.

Which, currently, isn't totally a bad thing since I'm probably shooting at least 3 photosets next week.
Next week is my week off from both jobs!!!! Woohoooo!!!!!!!!!
Finally...first break from working 65 hours a week I've had since I started here at Taboo almost a year ago. I desperately need it.
I'll be seeing not one, but TWO Rolling Stones shows, getting my teeth cleaned, getting my kitty her second shot, attending a wedding, the photoshoots, and lots and lots of sleeping & working on my house. I'm a damn packrat & I'm sick of looking at it. Next week is gonna rock!
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I had a dream about cockrings last night. Cockrings that are jelly, yet lock in place? And then one of my very old dear friends asked me to marry him, and I said why not...you're the only guy I haven't ever argued with! And then I think we had sex. Very comfortable sex. With the cockring. It was nice. Reminds me of the time we had very comfortable sex a couple of years ago. But without the cockring.

That's all I can think of to update right now....leave me a funny joke that I'm the punchline of.

mmmm cockrings