dragonflycq

This morning in-between hitting the snooze button...I was having a dream about being a stripper.

Tiny lil' club...and I was dancing to traditional striptease music...not traditional stripper music (ie. NOT Motley Crue, but say...Davy Allen & the Arrows)....and doing traditional striptease....and the patrons just didn't get it.

They couldn't figure out why I wasn't grinding my crotch all up in their face, but actually doing a 'routine'.

And then they didn't tip me.

Fuckers.

So today at Taboo I'm wearing fringe in honor of my dream. I keep shaking my ta-ta's when there are no customers in the store to see....I love fringe.

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I saw High Tension this weekend.

It was fucking awesome.

But beware-it's in French...dubbed over in English & some subtitled.

Apparently, they forgot to mention that AT ALL in any of the advertising, so when the ticket guy told us...we were a little surprised, but well...both of us(me & the man) speak English and aren't afraid of a little reading. The ticket guy said he had a lot of pissed off patrons b/c they're too un-cultured to be able to see a film in something besides 'American'. Dude.

So anyway...High Tension. FABULOUS.

Hot french chic...Masturbation scene...titties...there was even a body-less cock sucking part!!!!

But...it was seriously good. I highly recommend it. And it kept my teeth clenched the whole time....in a state some might call...'high tension'..................

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The damn wedding is this weekend. And then it will all be fucking over. I don't think I can afford to have my nails did like she wants....I don't think I can even get my dress hemmed up...I could probably do it myself...but, eh I don't really have time...so fuck it. I'll just carry it around.

I hope I don't have to say something at the reception. I hate making shit up on the spot like that.

But, we do get to ride in an Escalade!!!!!!!

I just want it to be done.

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There's this rockabilly dude that shops at my store that I kind of have a lil crush on. He has really nice hair. And yesterday when I was outside working with all my plants, he was like...hanging out in his car a half a block in front of me listening to music.....? I wonder if he was watching me?.....He did ask me out for coffee a few weeks ago....and maybe if I wasn't sweetly attatched, I'd go...and we could make out and have hot black-haired sex. But anyhoo......I love my man.

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Your mission is to post a pic of a HOT chic in my journal. One that does NOT belong to SG. =)

Go!

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Edited to add:

Last night I got WANGED!

As in...I'm driving around my block, looking for a parking space, and I see something dart behind my car in my rear view mirror....

I look to the right...and there's a NAKED DUDE flinging his dick around at me!

What the fuck?

Then he takes off running back up the street.

I got a run-by-wanging.

And then I had a beer.