How desperate do you have to be to be waiting outside for a porn store to open at 10 am?
And when you come in to trade in your DVD's for new smut...you try and haggle the price?
A discount porn shopper? I'm sorry...but this is one area where I think quality makes a difference above price.
Unless you're into that gonzo bullshit....I'd much rather see pretty people fucking.
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I found this DVD, and I believe it may be the best porn plot ever.
Let me just read you off the back...
"At night, when her eyes are closed MIA (Keiko) lives out the rush of auto-erotica--the climactic combo of smashed vehicles and petrol scented sex--but during the day she's a disenchanted art student wondering why she even bothers getting a degree. Creeped out by her perv teacher who uses 'art instruction' as a cum-on, she daydreams away, living out her Polaroid fantasies. While she doesn't mind screwing her junglist friend TRIXIE (Felix Vicious), and lame-porn website editor, BILLY (Talon) she's definitely not into poser punks and is still searching for an uber-slacker to make her cream. Enter JOHNNY (James Deen). The shy emo boy who spends his trust fund money on mind candy is way too lazy tomake art, but he's got spunk, and is surprisingly well hung for a sensitive shoegazer. Has MIA met her match? Will their kinky sex lead to great art, or will they end up getting jobs working on cheesy 90s looking porn? All we know is that ART SCHOOL SLUTS are easy!"
Directed by "Eon McKai"
How great is that?
It's cuming home with me tonight.
And when you come in to trade in your DVD's for new smut...you try and haggle the price?
A discount porn shopper? I'm sorry...but this is one area where I think quality makes a difference above price.
Unless you're into that gonzo bullshit....I'd much rather see pretty people fucking.
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I found this DVD, and I believe it may be the best porn plot ever.
![](https://images.dvdempire.com/res/movies/6/644614h.jpg)
Let me just read you off the back...
"At night, when her eyes are closed MIA (Keiko) lives out the rush of auto-erotica--the climactic combo of smashed vehicles and petrol scented sex--but during the day she's a disenchanted art student wondering why she even bothers getting a degree. Creeped out by her perv teacher who uses 'art instruction' as a cum-on, she daydreams away, living out her Polaroid fantasies. While she doesn't mind screwing her junglist friend TRIXIE (Felix Vicious), and lame-porn website editor, BILLY (Talon) she's definitely not into poser punks and is still searching for an uber-slacker to make her cream. Enter JOHNNY (James Deen). The shy emo boy who spends his trust fund money on mind candy is way too lazy tomake art, but he's got spunk, and is surprisingly well hung for a sensitive shoegazer. Has MIA met her match? Will their kinky sex lead to great art, or will they end up getting jobs working on cheesy 90s looking porn? All we know is that ART SCHOOL SLUTS are easy!"
Directed by "Eon McKai"
How great is that?
It's cuming home with me tonight.
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