This morning in-between hitting the snooze button...I was having a dream about being a stripper.
Tiny lil' club...and I was dancing to traditional striptease music...not traditional stripper music (ie. NOT Motley Crue, but say...Davy Allen & the Arrows)....and doing traditional striptease....and the patrons just didn't get it.
They couldn't figure out why I wasn't grinding my crotch all up in their face, but actually doing...
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Tiny lil' club...and I was dancing to traditional striptease music...not traditional stripper music (ie. NOT Motley Crue, but say...Davy Allen & the Arrows)....and doing traditional striptease....and the patrons just didn't get it.
They couldn't figure out why I wasn't grinding my crotch all up in their face, but actually doing...
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So.............
I don't feel like updating. How 'bout you do it for me.
Tell me what's new with me.
I don't feel like updating. How 'bout you do it for me.
Tell me what's new with me.
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kentclark:
Just when everyone think you couldn't possibly get even better, you do.
puresauciness:
You get hotter each and every minute.
I've been updating tid bits in my profile....you should look...they're funny....
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Had an old hunch back dude almost banging down the fucking door to the store this morning. I was like DUDE! We open at 10! Read the sign bitch. He's all got his hands cupped around his eyes peering in...as if...if he spots me looking at him, I'm gonna rush over and let...
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Had an old hunch back dude almost banging down the fucking door to the store this morning. I was like DUDE! We open at 10! Read the sign bitch. He's all got his hands cupped around his eyes peering in...as if...if he spots me looking at him, I'm gonna rush over and let...
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toneski:
fuck the profile, lets update your pics 
kingskottie:
despite the over exposure to the jack white experience... that new white stripes is pretty fucking cool.
BTW.... edited to say.... i think you are the prettiest girl on this site.. no lie.
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BTW.... edited to say.... i think you are the prettiest girl on this site.. no lie.
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Hello all!!!!!!!!! Time for a real update.
Things have (again) been fantastic and terrible all at the same time.....
First off.........I got a new car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK..well it's a used car. But it's new to me. And I love it.
I am the proud owner of a '99 Saturn SL1. It's gun-metal silver. It has a CD player. No power windows or door locks...but fuck it!...
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Things have (again) been fantastic and terrible all at the same time.....
First off.........I got a new car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK..well it's a used car. But it's new to me. And I love it.
I am the proud owner of a '99 Saturn SL1. It's gun-metal silver. It has a CD player. No power windows or door locks...but fuck it!...
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mike11:
Great news on the car and SG set!
Sorry about the roommate thugh - that can be a pain in the ass.
It sucks that Carnivale was cancelled isn't it?
Sorry about the roommate thugh - that can be a pain in the ass.
It sucks that Carnivale was cancelled isn't it?
nocontrol:
You pull that off and I'll love you forever. 
Being poor can suck my dick.
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filmnoir1:
How WAS "Art School Sluts"?
sofreshsoclean:
no, you are probably right. i didn't try hard enough.
although, we ended up at a show (at a place whose name i can't remember) to see my friends' band, Vietnam, and then we went to a place called Borders, where a hot waitress served us plenty of pork and whiskey. all in all..wasn't SO bad.
but yes, i'll have to come calling SOONER next time.
hello!
although, we ended up at a show (at a place whose name i can't remember) to see my friends' band, Vietnam, and then we went to a place called Borders, where a hot waitress served us plenty of pork and whiskey. all in all..wasn't SO bad.
but yes, i'll have to come calling SOONER next time.
hello!
Who want's to give me money to buy a new-used car?
Takers...........??
Any Takers??????...............................................
Takers...........??
Any Takers??????...............................................
nocontrol:
Ummm, well...I wish I could help ya, kiddo. 
Re: the apartment stuff. We should talk off-line. Let me know when you're working again and I'll try to stop by, k?
Re: the apartment stuff. We should talk off-line. Let me know when you're working again and I'll try to stop by, k?
Anyone looking for a roomate?
I got a place to live & it's cheap!
You can't be crazy or a liar though.
I got a place to live & it's cheap!
You can't be crazy or a liar though.
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akro:
HAHAHA...see journal. I think I'm at least one, otherwise I'd be in.
Yeah that movie was shite.
Don't watch it.
It doesn't do the box justice.
The only thing remotely cool about it was when the girl on the cover of the box is getting fucked..she's licking that moose horn on the box, and it almost looks like the moose horn is going to go straight through her head.
But it doesn't. I might have watched another...
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Don't watch it.
It doesn't do the box justice.
The only thing remotely cool about it was when the girl on the cover of the box is getting fucked..she's licking that moose horn on the box, and it almost looks like the moose horn is going to go straight through her head.
But it doesn't. I might have watched another...
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toneski:
i was just giving you shit sweetheart.
i went to atmosphere last week. p.o.s. is cool shit. Grayskul is ok.
i miss ya hot ass, when you send up pics, you better spread some of your tight ass for me too
rawr.
Pay back package will be sweet, I promise.
i went to atmosphere last week. p.o.s. is cool shit. Grayskul is ok.
i miss ya hot ass, when you send up pics, you better spread some of your tight ass for me too
rawr.
Pay back package will be sweet, I promise.
slowtostanding:
YEP!!
How desperate do you have to be to be waiting outside for a porn store to open at 10 am?
And when you come in to trade in your DVD's for new smut...you try and haggle the price?
A discount porn shopper? I'm sorry...but this is one area where I think quality makes a difference above price.
Unless you're into that gonzo bullshit....I'd much rather...
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And when you come in to trade in your DVD's for new smut...you try and haggle the price?
A discount porn shopper? I'm sorry...but this is one area where I think quality makes a difference above price.
Unless you're into that gonzo bullshit....I'd much rather...
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cheech:
Egad- well at least if they're goth students they'll have an excuse for wearing too much make-up. 
Peeps are outside the shop porno JONESING!! That's great. Maybe I could make a few bucks standing around your shop at 9 a.m. with some videosmut...
Peeps are outside the shop porno JONESING!! That's great. Maybe I could make a few bucks standing around your shop at 9 a.m. with some videosmut...
trocc:
you enjoying that new Quasimoto record? 
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nocontrol:
You're so adorable, D.
Btw, thanks for the words of encouragement. It's a very difficult thing, but I'm gonna make it!
Btw, thanks for the words of encouragement. It's a very difficult thing, but I'm gonna make it!
eyecue:
Hey, you guys still have tickets for the Chili Cook Off and can my underage cousin drink there?
I've had 3 friends go grey in 2 days. One I'm hoping will come back....one I know is not coming back...and the other, I don't really give a fuck about. So there. And Feckweed will always remain on my list in hopes that he will return. I'm working on making him. I'm sure once my set goes live, he will. Plus I know he reads...
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majortomias:
that rocks that you met elvis costello!
nocontrol:
YOU MET ELVIS?? Oh, I am SO jealous! Elvis rules.
Things have been crazy lately............
I dropped $400 on my fucked up car....and it's still fucked up. When a six cylinder car is running on 2 for so long, apparently, after you fix it, the computer is confused....so it likes to stall out on me at traffic lights and stop signs. Not good when you live in the fan.
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Some asshole broke into Plan9...
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I dropped $400 on my fucked up car....and it's still fucked up. When a six cylinder car is running on 2 for so long, apparently, after you fix it, the computer is confused....so it likes to stall out on me at traffic lights and stop signs. Not good when you live in the fan.
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Some asshole broke into Plan9...
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puresauciness:
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANKYOU THANK YOU!!!!
i love you!
*i finally checked my mail*
i love you!
*i finally checked my mail*
tryst:
she chose to be archived for personal reasons. nothing bad happened on sg or anything like that. 
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