Everybody is talking about Valentine's Day lately. They say: "Fuck Valentine's Day" "I heart Valentine's Day" "My man shouldn't need a calendar to tell him to show me that I'm special" "They should have a Steak and Blowjobs day in March, for the guys" etc.....
and I'm just like "You guys are taking away from the significance of Black History Month. Let's talk about George Washington Carver inventing peanuts or Malcolm X reading the dictionary while he was in prison or something."
Also, since the subject of a "Steak and Blowjobs Day" always comes up around this time of year, here's some interesting trivia:
I don't really care about steak or blowjobs. Steak is too boring by itself, but I do love steakburgers from Steak n Shake. Regular steak is just whatever.
I don't want to get too personal about the blowjob thing, but there's always , um, size issues.
I would say that there should be a "Pizza and Doggystyle Day," but I already have enough of those. In college I called them "Thursday."
and I'm just like "You guys are taking away from the significance of Black History Month. Let's talk about George Washington Carver inventing peanuts or Malcolm X reading the dictionary while he was in prison or something."
Also, since the subject of a "Steak and Blowjobs Day" always comes up around this time of year, here's some interesting trivia:
I don't really care about steak or blowjobs. Steak is too boring by itself, but I do love steakburgers from Steak n Shake. Regular steak is just whatever.
I don't want to get too personal about the blowjob thing, but there's always , um, size issues.
I would say that there should be a "Pizza and Doggystyle Day," but I already have enough of those. In college I called them "Thursday."
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face4radio:
We called it "Freshman Orientation"
jamielee:
Were you really laughing at my "anal" joke, or were you just humoring me?? 