So, I found out my best friend has a tape worm?!? It's crazy 'cause he's been vegan for about ten years which is crazy because the odds of getting a tape worm when you DO eat meat is already insanely slim!
It's kind of gross to think about, but I like giving him shit about it. I keep telling him he should name him...
I'd name my tapeworm Phil.
It's kind of gross to think about, but I like giving him shit about it. I keep telling him he should name him...
I'd name my tapeworm Phil.
![ARRR!!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pirate.9344b69ddfcd.gif)