dr_pwnage

Here is the reason to get a camera phone:











Everywhere you go anymore, all kinds of silly crap. This was just a dummy in some car next to me, all seatbelted in and everything.

I wanted Taco Bell but had only three dollars cash, so I stopped in a bar to see if they had an ATM. I would have gone to the gas station, but all the streets in South Florida are one way and it takes 45 minutes to go two blocks...seriously it would have taken that long to get to an ATM and back from where I was.

This kid is working there and I ask him if they have a cash machine.

Looks at me like I raped his dog.

"Yeah, we take credit cards"

no...I need money...

"yeah right over here"

no poopsock I need cash dollars in my wallet at this time

"oh"

where can I get some cash????

"the bank"

I almost rolled him. the bank...wtf

I got my damn Taco Bell, though. I am OUT to ULTRA