Audrey!
After 16 years, I am still obsessed with Audrey Horne. It's not Sherilyn Fenn with whom I am obsessed...it's Audrey. The thing is, I don't date Audreys. I date Lauras.
If you know Twin Peaks, you know what I'm talking about.
It is a shame that her character changed in season 2. Season one Audrey was perfect.
Edit: you know that if this show was filmed now instead of them, Audrey and Donna would be getting it on.