We are going to start off today with this:
There are only two places in the world where you will not get laughed at for wearing a hat like this, and the other place is the former Soviet Union. As you can see from the expression on my face, I am not happy. I am COLD. I wasn't just wearing that hat for the picture opportunity. I was talking to a friend who didn't believe me when I told her that I had to wear a fur hat inside my apartment to keep warm. Yes, in the middle of the afternoon, I have long johns, jeans, 2 pairs of socks, a tee shirt, a sweater, a hoodie, a scarf, and a stupid hat on. I took off the gloves to work my phone.
I was shoveling about a foot of snow off my car today, and this crazy SUV full of people pulled up next to me and asked me where the homeless shelter is. I really didn't know, and I told them. They then asked me if I had to do this (meaning shoveling my car out of the snow) all the time; I told them that I did, and that I just moved here from Miami. Then, they asked me if I wanted to come with them to Oklahoma. They said that the people were really nice there...I declined their offer.
I really do not like the cold, at all. I love Chicago, I love the people, I love the food, I love the culture. But, god dang it, I DO NOT LIKE BEING COLD. I had to buy an electric blanket and a space heater today. I got a thermometer just to see how cold the landlady is keeping it in here...it's 55 degrees inside
That's the constant temperature you would find in an underground cave...I could live there for free.
I have been thinking sooo much about Miami. The sun kissed days, the humid nights...I wish there were nicer people there. I would not have left I might be going back. We shall see.
WHAT:
I found that Slayer dip I was looking for:
HAY GUYS LET'S GET LOADED WITH JEFFK!!!
This is why I never get anything done:
Fuck the cold
House of Wing. You can get Buffalo Wing there; it's right next to the Smoke & Stuff.
There are only two places in the world where you will not get laughed at for wearing a hat like this, and the other place is the former Soviet Union. As you can see from the expression on my face, I am not happy. I am COLD. I wasn't just wearing that hat for the picture opportunity. I was talking to a friend who didn't believe me when I told her that I had to wear a fur hat inside my apartment to keep warm. Yes, in the middle of the afternoon, I have long johns, jeans, 2 pairs of socks, a tee shirt, a sweater, a hoodie, a scarf, and a stupid hat on. I took off the gloves to work my phone.
I was shoveling about a foot of snow off my car today, and this crazy SUV full of people pulled up next to me and asked me where the homeless shelter is. I really didn't know, and I told them. They then asked me if I had to do this (meaning shoveling my car out of the snow) all the time; I told them that I did, and that I just moved here from Miami. Then, they asked me if I wanted to come with them to Oklahoma. They said that the people were really nice there...I declined their offer.
I really do not like the cold, at all. I love Chicago, I love the people, I love the food, I love the culture. But, god dang it, I DO NOT LIKE BEING COLD. I had to buy an electric blanket and a space heater today. I got a thermometer just to see how cold the landlady is keeping it in here...it's 55 degrees inside
That's the constant temperature you would find in an underground cave...I could live there for free. I have been thinking sooo much about Miami. The sun kissed days, the humid nights...I wish there were nicer people there. I would not have left
I might be going back. We shall see. WHAT:
I found that Slayer dip I was looking for:
HAY GUYS LET'S GET LOADED WITH JEFFK!!!
This is why I never get anything done:
Fuck the cold
House of Wing. You can get Buffalo Wing there; it's right next to the Smoke & Stuff.
If you really hate the cold go out to the west coast.