A guy wants to buy a blow-up doll but he doesn't know much about them. He goes into the sex shop and asks the clerk for some pointers.
"Well," the clerk says, "I will start with the basics. Would you be interested in the Catholic or the Muslim variety?"
Confused, the guy asks, "Ah, what would the difference be?"
"You see, the Muslim variety blows itself up..."
I was lollin'
"Well," the clerk says, "I will start with the basics. Would you be interested in the Catholic or the Muslim variety?"
Confused, the guy asks, "Ah, what would the difference be?"
"You see, the Muslim variety blows itself up..."
I was lollin'
lillithvain:
okay that was sooo bad that iwas funny. I giggled a little and then felt bad for doing it. See what you do to me? What have you been up to lately? Me, just working my butt off. Thinking of taking a vacation if at all possible soon. I still don't have a car, but I need to get the hell out of dodge for a while. So, how's things?