So, it's starting to spread around to my friends now. Partly by my design, but, whatever; the word is getting out. The new year's resolutions are proceeding with all expectations of success!
1). 2+ months free of tobacco. Cold turkey. If I start again, it WILL NOT BE in 2007.
2). I am not getting a haircut in 2007. It has been almost 4 months now and my shit is epic. Long fucking golden locks; how could I have committed the travesty of clipper cuts over the previous decade? NO HAIRCUT THIS YEAR. Maybe a color, like platinum streaks, but I am not shearing my hair until Jan 1 2008! These assholes will be calling me Rapunzel by October.
3) CELIBACY no more sex. It's an easy sacrifice to make for me. I've had the best; anything else can wait until I have stored up the positive energy for a year. Plus, ever since I made this decision, I have had women all over me, and much is said about me amongst my coworkers about all the women I am with...quite an ego boost, I must say. I will continue to sleep with nobody until everybody thinks I am sleeping with everybody. At that point, I will have whomever I may. I think, though, I am enjoying the attention. They don't know. They assume. They scheme, they conject, they spy, but they find NOTHING and I say NOTHING.
Curious...I have a more dangerous reputation as a celibate non smoker with a slightly effeminate hairdo than I ever did as a neat freak pussy whipped chainsmoker.
Have a great day ladies; I love you
1). 2+ months free of tobacco. Cold turkey. If I start again, it WILL NOT BE in 2007.
2). I am not getting a haircut in 2007. It has been almost 4 months now and my shit is epic. Long fucking golden locks; how could I have committed the travesty of clipper cuts over the previous decade? NO HAIRCUT THIS YEAR. Maybe a color, like platinum streaks, but I am not shearing my hair until Jan 1 2008! These assholes will be calling me Rapunzel by October.
3) CELIBACY no more sex. It's an easy sacrifice to make for me. I've had the best; anything else can wait until I have stored up the positive energy for a year. Plus, ever since I made this decision, I have had women all over me, and much is said about me amongst my coworkers about all the women I am with...quite an ego boost, I must say. I will continue to sleep with nobody until everybody thinks I am sleeping with everybody. At that point, I will have whomever I may. I think, though, I am enjoying the attention. They don't know. They assume. They scheme, they conject, they spy, but they find NOTHING and I say NOTHING.
Curious...I have a more dangerous reputation as a celibate non smoker with a slightly effeminate hairdo than I ever did as a neat freak pussy whipped chainsmoker.
Have a great day ladies; I love you