so i made use the fancy new feature... check out my sweet bruise... i've been dropping my pants to show everybody else in town, so you can see too...
and and tonite i get to be master of ceremonies for my friend's band (my fav job) and then i get to go to a pirate party! (my fav party!) i wear the patch over my third (5th?) eye cuz i'm an enlightened pirate y'know?
and i'm part of a secret sobriety sect now so no capt. morgan's for me! remember: transparent is the color of fortitude! purity! water! and i'm a laying off the lovilies, so girls are invisible to me now too (why do there have to be so many visible cute ones though?). fortitude. clarity. purity. transparency. *bamf* (oh and i just snuck in to x-men!)
and and tonite i get to be master of ceremonies for my friend's band (my fav job) and then i get to go to a pirate party! (my fav party!) i wear the patch over my third (5th?) eye cuz i'm an enlightened pirate y'know?
and i'm part of a secret sobriety sect now so no capt. morgan's for me! remember: transparent is the color of fortitude! purity! water! and i'm a laying off the lovilies, so girls are invisible to me now too (why do there have to be so many visible cute ones though?). fortitude. clarity. purity. transparency. *bamf* (oh and i just snuck in to x-men!)
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fashion is taking a terrible turn these days. like c'mon, black satin drawstring hem hip hugger capri cargo pants? WTF?? i saw some astonishing trousers in a shop window in paris: bluejeans but the front of the legs formed a union jack in dyed rabbit fur. no, really, and they were 300 euros. bad clothes and bad driving are the two things that most challenge my love of humans.
you better get the hot water shut off in your house.