dr_john

what do you get when you take an awkward looking teenager, a former child star and kid with a mustache and put them in a movie together? a film that isn't as funny as "wet hot american summer," not nearly as hard to watch as "vulgar" and isn't as quirky "ghost world." the jury was out on napoleon dynamite for about 10 minutes. when it...
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lexie's new set is hot. where have i been? who knows.

quickly hijacking the computer at work to update Peg 2 and update my journal. things are slow and i've been sick. work 40+ a week and see very little outside of shuli (who is fun personafied however). things are magnificent and i'm happy. hope life is good for everyone out there who reads this tired piece of shit.
i'm pretty psyched to have an i-pod...
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the triumphant return.

i've been working like a dog and sleeping like a log. monday andrew picked me up to crack my backand injured my lumbar region. apparently i have two inflamed discs in my lower back. yay! i'm going to lay down and cry.

sitting on a park bench...

sample dialogue from guy's night:

"dude, you know what i really like?"
"huh?"
"boobs, really big boobs."

"chips, chips chips, chips, chips..."

"we don't want to fuck her. we just want to get her naked and throw food at her."

"its a simple question. is there any coke at this party?"

"dude, you look great it that fucking hat. you have to wear that all...
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it has been one of those days where i've been up for 12 1/2 hours already and things seem out of place. i'm disoriented and feeling lonely. amy is sick and laying on the couch. that is my spot. i want to read v for vedetta some more. i want a beer.
i've signed myself up for some a nasty weekend. i've volunteered to open...
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looking for a new roommate. any takers? i'm clean and smell nice and i promise i'll be your best friend. please please please come and live with me.

amy is finally back after a wonderful 17 day vacation. it was so nice to not have her around. i know that sounds a bit mean but i felt so much better while she was away.
last night, when she got home, she called her ex-boyfriend/best friend zach and all hell broke loose. she found out that while she was in ghana he eloped with...
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the snow coming down outside looks like a thick cloud of dust. i can't see the trees in front of my house. roommate justin and i are supposed to have a party tonight but i don't think that anyone is actually going to come over. this makes me sort of sad. parties that i organize always seem to explode in my face. halloween 2001, huge...
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i have a new blog devoted to my mind. where you can find random stupid information or random stupid complaining. i think i may start a theme for it but i haven't decided yet. anyway, if you want to check it out please do.

http://smallvictory.blogspot.com

i had this awful dream last night. i was in a hotel room with shuli and we were alone. for some reason we were fighting, which we never do and i started yelling at her and calling her all of these outrageous names. it was like i was picking apart her life but everything i was yelling about didn't actually apply to her so the...
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