dozer33

i got talked into going to the (gay) pride parade sunday. i was skeptical at first... i'm not a homophobe... it just really ain't my thing. but it ended up being a very good time. beside the stupid bible bangers walkin around with their repent signs.... everyone was in a great mood. and i found out gay guys really like to wear hot pants.

while on the subject of sexuallity. i had the biggest craving for gyros while somewhat inebriated at 2am. so i rode my bike down to best sub 2. there was the most ridiculous lookin trany there. he did look some what like a girl... but he was like 6'4" 230 lbs. adams apple and a deeper voice than mine. i was sitting there waiting for my food and a bum walks in askin for money, ciggs, the usual. the trany stands up in the middle of the place and yells "oh hell no. no one wants to give you shit. why don't you do what i do and suck some dick for money."
then he/she turns to me winks, blows me a kiss and walks out.