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some random thoughts and observations from my prophetic ass, because i've been drinking whiskey and you've been ASKING for it, motherfuckers . . .

who decided it was a smart business practice to yell at the customers as they walk in? FUCK Moe's, and FUCK the stupid goddamn names on their menu!!!!!!!!

heating pads FUCKING ROCK!!!!!!!!! yes, i am officially old.

my Playstation controller is all fucked up, and banging it on the floor only works every once in a while. anybody got a spare?

this time next week, i will be looking at the Pacific ocean for the first time.

i NEED to clean my goddamn house. and get new, more luxurious sheets w/fewer cigarette burns. whadda ya wanna bet i'll find more interesting uses for my time & money?

George Dickel is no Jack Daniels.

if you are stopped by the police and they ask if you've been drinking, the correct answer is ALWAYS "no, sir".

honest-to-GOD, there is no better smell on earth than GASOLINE!!!

i recently discovered that i can tie a cherry stem in a knot w/my tounge.

"smilies" piss me off. to an extent that cannot be fully expressed in ANY human language.

i need to get a fucking motorcycle.

just because you've found Jesus and he died for your sins or whatever and y'all are way tight now, this DOES NOT give you a free pass to act like an asshole.

i forget what this one was supposed to be . . .

i want pizza, goddammit.

i have too many socks, but not enough undies.

it's a fact: PBR, Mickey's, and Schlitz are ALL owned by Miller now.

there was something else, but fuck it. i can't remember so i'm going to bed. g'night!