Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to
nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he
knew that the penalty for this would be death.
One day, he revealed his secret desire to his colleague,
Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.
Horatio the Physician proclaimed that he could arrange for
Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would
cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause,
Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching
powder and sprinkled a little into the queen's brassiere
while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching began
and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this
problem, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen
that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would
cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only
the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would perform as the
antidote.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio
the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer an antidote
for the itching powder. Nick the Dragon Slayer quickly put
the antidote into his mouth and then worked passionatley on
the Queen's magnificent breasts for the next four hours.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved and Nick the
Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found
Horatio the Physician waiting and demanding payment of the
1,000 gold coins. With his obsession satisfied, Nick the
Dragon Slayer couldn't care less, and knowing that Horatio
the Physician could never report the matter to the King,
refused to pay.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a MASSIVE dose
of the same itching powder into the King's shorts. The King
immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.
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