doubleo

So I leave my house this morning and the first person I see is a homeless person "skiing" down the sidewalk.

I then pull up next to a bike that's rider is dressed entirely in pink, with her pink bike, pink helmet,pink shoes...only to realize that she is probably about 70 and is doing her damndest to imitate shirley temple. Pink lipstick caked onto her face accented nicely by the two pounds of rouge she was wearing.

I should have just called it a day right then and there...or maybe gone on a bitchin' crack binge because at least then things would have a reason to be that surreal.