I was apparantly tagged by LoveOnaPlate...but personally i think she's overstepping her bounds because she "tagged" 4 of us.
so here are 20 things you don't care about but are gonna read...or else
1) I jumped out of a car going 30mph when i was 12 because my mom asked me to get the mail
2) My first job was at a place called "Piggly Wiggly"
3) I've now offically broken my fingers 14 times, toes 11 times, hand 2 times, kneecap 1 (but in three pieces), ankle twice, back 1 time....and one knuckle...yesterday.
4) I hate olives
5) Can't help but like John Cougar Mellancamp, Bob Seger and Journey
6) I seem to attract women who love to play with knives and drink
7) Been called "A very large mammal" on more than one occasion
8) I've ridden a tricycle off of a roof into a pool on a drunken bet
9) I can't decide if hot tubs are really as sexy as people say or just festering pools of bacteria
10) If I hear the song "Piano Man"...it makes me want to hurt people
11) I've had last rites (catholic death ritual) performed on my twice
12) I usually like people more because they own a dog
13) I wrote a paper in school about how the T& A of "Baywatch" would soon unite the world
14) I grew up in a town whose central landmark is a watertower shaped like an ear of corn
15) I'm really fucking annoyed with everything right now
16) I walked 9 miles one night on a drunken mission to get home, dressed as a woman
17) I think my first sexual thought occured during a "Who's the Boss" episode
18) I once got into my car to go to the corner store and ended up 3 states away
19) please for the love of god.......stop saying "fo shizzle" or any variant thereof
20) Give me a whiskey and a copy of Big Trouble in Little China, or Bloodsport and I am a happy man
so here are 20 things you don't care about but are gonna read...or else
1) I jumped out of a car going 30mph when i was 12 because my mom asked me to get the mail
2) My first job was at a place called "Piggly Wiggly"
3) I've now offically broken my fingers 14 times, toes 11 times, hand 2 times, kneecap 1 (but in three pieces), ankle twice, back 1 time....and one knuckle...yesterday.
4) I hate olives
5) Can't help but like John Cougar Mellancamp, Bob Seger and Journey
6) I seem to attract women who love to play with knives and drink
7) Been called "A very large mammal" on more than one occasion
8) I've ridden a tricycle off of a roof into a pool on a drunken bet
9) I can't decide if hot tubs are really as sexy as people say or just festering pools of bacteria
10) If I hear the song "Piano Man"...it makes me want to hurt people
11) I've had last rites (catholic death ritual) performed on my twice
12) I usually like people more because they own a dog
13) I wrote a paper in school about how the T& A of "Baywatch" would soon unite the world
14) I grew up in a town whose central landmark is a watertower shaped like an ear of corn
15) I'm really fucking annoyed with everything right now
16) I walked 9 miles one night on a drunken mission to get home, dressed as a woman
17) I think my first sexual thought occured during a "Who's the Boss" episode
18) I once got into my car to go to the corner store and ended up 3 states away
19) please for the love of god.......stop saying "fo shizzle" or any variant thereof
20) Give me a whiskey and a copy of Big Trouble in Little China, or Bloodsport and I am a happy man
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Dude, that's like saying "Earth," when someone asks where you're from.
xxxxxxo