doubleo

...so the pause that was my life is now unpaused

New place, great neighboorhood, work starting to move

and then there's this

fucking with animals

that makes pretty much everything better

haven't been around much....been in hiding
currently in residence in a fleabag weekly hotel

unintentionally pissing people off and feeling a little more fractured everyday

For no apparent reason Aaron Neville has come up 5 times in the same day.
don't think of him for years....and now he's all over the place

"....I don't know much, but i know i love you. and that will be all i need to know"

nothing more disturbing than that voice coming out of that man

"Mark my word within a week this will be up your butt"

- Unmentionable Auction

neurotically yours

Vegas just about killed me....our group drank 2.5 semi-trucks of High Life.

Miller High Life I just can't quit you!

My country 'tis of thee.....TODAY!

Sweet Land of Liberty.....TODAY!

i don't care what anyone thinks Neal Diamond is a national treasure.

I'm sitting on a bench with wheels, listening to a homeless woman belt out some stevie nicks....it's good to live where i do.

if i was in LA my bench would be in traffic and the homeless person would be a waiter talking about how his great chemical peel just helped him meet this producer who is totally going to hook him up.

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I got a great family and all but damn does the holidays wear on you after a while.

..too much food, too much family

back in SF tomorrow night and damn glad to be there.

So the holiday season in California always seems to confuse me. I've lived here for 7 years but when i walk into a store, not freezing my ass off, and hear christmas music it is more than a bit confusing. It's as if shoveling the sidewalk and scraping a inch of ice off my car windows was somehow mental preparation for christmas.....or maybe it's just...
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So it's 3am and i'm in a limo with 5 trannys dressed in their finest slutty santa attire, i'm drinking straight vodka out of a champagne glass and there is a guy asking my name and rubbing the tattoo on my arm...while at the same time i'm having a discussion with a stripper about how bendy straws would be good so she could do lines...
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The best line ever written..
"Here I am, Rock you like a Hurricane!"

Now if that doesn't evoke a mystical land of rockness with lightening, dark spires and evil unicorns..i don't know what does.

But then again...they are called The Scorpions

(as a preemptive response to the upcoming posts...i am 100% sober)

What The Fuck is Going On?
.....yesterday was wierd, but today was just fucking ridiculous.

I can't leave my house without seeing the oddest things.

I walk out the door and i swear to god i'm surrounded by 15 or 20 clowns on stilts....i just walked back in my house and shut the door.


(what's the sexual commentary you have on this one earplug?)