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Is it May 14th yet?
I just want to stop seeing mothers day crap everywhere. Is that so much to ask?
I just want to stop seeing mothers day crap everywhere. Is that so much to ask?
ronracn:
Hallmark, FTD and all of the choclateers are now pissed at you! How dare you!
I agree with ya' though.
I agree with ya' though.
corsair:
While the obvious self-serving advertising of the various vendors of "occassion" cards and merchandise tends to annoy the crap out of me . . . . the underlying element of reminding us to demonstrate appreciation to our parents, is not so bad. I can tell you from experience . . . you'll miss them when thry're gone!
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galaxy42:
TMI? Never...
corsair:
You're in luck!
I just happen to be a professional badger trainer.
Be warned . . . cases like this can take a long time to resolve . . . and lots and lots of training!
I just happen to be a professional badger trainer.
Be warned . . . cases like this can take a long time to resolve . . . and lots and lots of training!
My daughter comes in at the bright and early 7 a.m. hour begging me for a maroon shirt to wear to school today. Apparently, they've chosen today to commemorate the VT massacre, and as such the local schools are all wearing the university's colors. That's all fine and dandy, but I can't find any of my burgundy t-shirts in my drawer ... except one. She...
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zoidberg79:
yeah lol
i mean that would be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awkward for both of you!
i mean that would be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awkward for both of you!
galaxy42:
...I would have a hard time with something like that.
The responsible adult side would do what you did...
Then there's the side that likes to push buttons... that side would have made her swear she didn't get it from me, then let her wear it to school... just to see...
Now, of course, you'll have to post a pic of the shirt... "exhibit A".
The responsible adult side would do what you did...
Then there's the side that likes to push buttons... that side would have made her swear she didn't get it from me, then let her wear it to school... just to see...
Now, of course, you'll have to post a pic of the shirt... "exhibit A".
I need zerts. Chocolate. Gooey caramel. But yet, I need something crunchy, too.
I need a pretzel stick, dipped in chocolate, then in caramel, then in chocolate again, then in marshmallow, then in chocolate again, and rolled in sprinkles (rainbow, natch).
My teeth hurt just thinking about it. But dammit. I want it. Do not question the desires of a PMS'ing woman. You might lose...
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I need a pretzel stick, dipped in chocolate, then in caramel, then in chocolate again, then in marshmallow, then in chocolate again, and rolled in sprinkles (rainbow, natch).
My teeth hurt just thinking about it. But dammit. I want it. Do not question the desires of a PMS'ing woman. You might lose...
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I love a good caning. I love the whistling sound it makes before it strikes me, cutting into me, leaving various lines and welts. Bind my breasts tightly until the discolored flesh stands out before you, a tempting, easy target, defenseless against your onslaught. When you cane a bound breast, it can split the skin if you strike too hard. And I want you to...
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corsair:
Fine!
I'll just have to tie you up, and force you to submit!
I'll just have to tie you up, and force you to submit!
zoidberg79:
that's good stuff for the "Filthy Dirty Smutty Storytime" group 
Pull me over your knee. Raise my skirt over my hips. Let your hand caress my ass, stroke it, your fingers dancing along my inner thigh as I squirm on your lap. Slap me. Strike me. Watch my skin redden and glow; feel the heat through your hand as you rest it there on the swelling flesh. Punch it. Bruise it. Make me feel your...
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ronracn:
Damn! You're making me wet!
imp_:
I would suggest she get her BSN at least. Then decide if she wants to go on for her Master's. Of course she has plenty of time to decide on that.
There was a time when, if I wanted to deep throat, I'd have to lay with my head hanging over the side of my bed, to take a man's cock all the way in past that pesky gag reflex. While I no longer need to do that, I find that there is one sensation that pretty much remains the same. I can always tell when...
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_pie_:
That my dear, is one insanely hot blog entry.
zarth:
I've always loved that moment, as well. That little quiver that happens in a woman's throat when I'm all the way in is immensely satisfactory.
Well that was a relatively uneventful Dead Jew on a Stick Weekend.
Spent yesterday evening out at a friend's house, which was nice, if quiet. I suppose it was good to get out of MY house, at any rate. Couldn't sleep last night for love nor money though, so when I finally closed my eyes for good it was getting close to 5 a.m. That...
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Spent yesterday evening out at a friend's house, which was nice, if quiet. I suppose it was good to get out of MY house, at any rate. Couldn't sleep last night for love nor money though, so when I finally closed my eyes for good it was getting close to 5 a.m. That...
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beaky:
oy! this lack of sex talk is getting to me
corsair:
Ugh! I hate it when I can't sleep!
Lately, I wake up about ten times per night.
I hope you can get some sleep!
Lately, I wake up about ten times per night.
I hope you can get some sleep!
It's the weekend. Yay. Going out to hang with friends this evening. No sex. Sorry.
beaky:
awwww 
Yummy!
There are worse fates.