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I'm transcribing a deposition while naked. Just thought I'd share that with you.

Jerry Falwell is dead.

Do you think Fred Phelps will picket his funeral?

Dear Mom,

I miss you. Every day. I'll see you again, the next turn of the wheel.

Love, me.

Durka Durka Jihad

For those not wanting to click the link, you can read below.

To give you an idea of just how fucked up northern Virginia weather is, today's high temperature will be 73 degrees. Current temperature? 37, with patches of frost on the ground.

No wonder I keep getting sick.

Mother Nature is a crack smoking whore. End of story.

For those wondering, yes, my daughter passed her driving test. But, fear not. The way the law works in Virginia, she can't drive unaccompanied until nine months after receipt of her permit, which won't be until June 16. So for a little over a month, y'all are safe.

She was out this afternoon -- we took a trip into Lucking Feesburg to pick up some...
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My daughter is having her driving test this afternoon. If she passes, she will be driving unaccompanied after today.

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.