I need zerts. Chocolate. Gooey caramel. But yet, I need something crunchy, too.
I need a pretzel stick, dipped in chocolate, then in caramel, then in chocolate again, then in marshmallow, then in chocolate again, and rolled in sprinkles (rainbow, natch).
My teeth hurt just thinking about it. But dammit. I want it. Do not question the desires of a PMS'ing woman. You might lose your face as I bite it off.
I need a pretzel stick, dipped in chocolate, then in caramel, then in chocolate again, then in marshmallow, then in chocolate again, and rolled in sprinkles (rainbow, natch).
My teeth hurt just thinking about it. But dammit. I want it. Do not question the desires of a PMS'ing woman. You might lose your face as I bite it off.