We've all heard of LifeGems and we've all heard about the Baby Jesus Butt Plug from Divine Interventions.
Wouldn't it be great if we could combine those two into one fantastic new company and product?
Take the remains of a not so near and dear loved one and send them to their offices, and in just a few short weeks, you'll have a brand new jeweled butt plug, made from the ashes of your loved one! Feel closer to grandma than you ever have before! Let your folks stick it to you just one more time. But this time, you'll actually enjoy it!
Wouldn't it be great if we could combine those two into one fantastic new company and product?
Take the remains of a not so near and dear loved one and send them to their offices, and in just a few short weeks, you'll have a brand new jeweled butt plug, made from the ashes of your loved one! Feel closer to grandma than you ever have before! Let your folks stick it to you just one more time. But this time, you'll actually enjoy it!
I haven't even had breakfast yet!