I have a confession to make.
Bill Nighy could so totally do me. Any time, any position. I could be in the middle of a church service* and he could just slip my granny panties** out from under my sunday best and just take me then and there. Oooh, yeah.
I need therapy.*** It all started with "Love Actually." It was solidified by Shawn of the Dead, and has continued on thru Underworld and the Girl in the Cafe. I now will watch a movie regardless of what it's about, if I hear that Bill Nighy is in it. I lust for that man.
*for the purposes of this fantasy, let's assume i attend church
**for the purposes of this fantasy, let's assume i even own a pair of granny panties
***like this really needed saying?****
****apparently, I'm addicted to italics*****
*****and footnotes
EDITED TO ADD: OMG. I just remembered. Bill Nighy was Davy Jones in PotC: DMC. Bill Nighy in tentacles. Bill Nighy mixed with hentai. Shit. I think I just creamed my non-existent granny panties.
Bill Nighy could so totally do me. Any time, any position. I could be in the middle of a church service* and he could just slip my granny panties** out from under my sunday best and just take me then and there. Oooh, yeah.
I need therapy.*** It all started with "Love Actually." It was solidified by Shawn of the Dead, and has continued on thru Underworld and the Girl in the Cafe. I now will watch a movie regardless of what it's about, if I hear that Bill Nighy is in it. I lust for that man.
*for the purposes of this fantasy, let's assume i attend church
**for the purposes of this fantasy, let's assume i even own a pair of granny panties
***like this really needed saying?****
****apparently, I'm addicted to italics*****
*****and footnotes
EDITED TO ADD: OMG. I just remembered. Bill Nighy was Davy Jones in PotC: DMC. Bill Nighy in tentacles. Bill Nighy mixed with hentai. Shit. I think I just creamed my non-existent granny panties.
and btw u in granny panties? lol