Tuesday May 08, 2007

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To give you an idea of just how fucked up northern Virginia weather is, today's high temperature will be 73 degrees. Current temperature? 37, with patches of frost on the ground.

No wonder I keep getting sick. surreal

Mother Nature is a crack smoking whore. End of story.
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mrginger:
seriously though, what movie?
mrginger:
the one with your gramps and that beautiful woman in it

Sunday May 06, 2007

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For those wondering, yes, my daughter passed her driving test. But, fear not. The way the law works in Virginia, she can't drive unaccompanied until nine months after receipt of her permit, which won't be until June 16. So for a little over a month, y'all are safe.

She was out this afternoon -- we took a trip into Lucking Feesburg to pick up some...
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galaxy42:
...by June 16th, I'll be on the other side of the country...

...and I'm still not sure I'll feel safe...

surreal
adroitbeing:
The description 'kinky soccer mom" made me chuckle. It conjurs up SO many images!

Wednesday May 02, 2007

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My daughter is having her driving test this afternoon. If she passes, she will be driving unaccompanied after today.

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
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radiorich:
As a dedicated traffic reporter in the DC area...I appreciate the heads up...LOL! Hope she did well...and good luck to you and your insurance rates too! Hope your weekend is going well. Seeya! smile PS - More hot photos please!!!!!
meatpieboy:
Did she pass? Did she pass?

Saturday Apr 28, 2007

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zarth:
Like I said, I found it pretty squirmy in parts, and I had sympathy for his victims more often than not (with several notorious exceptions).

What he really reminded of were the Milgram experiments, and it was that aspect of the film, and his work in general, that I found interesting.

But I certainly don't blame you for not being able to stomach it.
subnatural:
There had better be more coming, or I'm gonna be very, very disappointed.

Thursday Apr 26, 2007

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dizastor:
every time i read your profile blurb, i keep coming back to...

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kinky soccer mom



That's hot.
nathanialblood:
I think I could take a picture like that wink although the goatee might ruin the effect wink

Wednesday Apr 25, 2007

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gigondas:
Hello.
nathanialblood:
I would try and do the same thing but have far smaller bewbs wink

Monday Apr 23, 2007

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ronracn:
Hellllooooooooo in theeerrrreeeeee!

Yummy!
zarth:
As usual, I forget what I was going to say. I think it got lost somewhere in your breasts.

There are worse fates.

Monday Apr 23, 2007

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Is it May 14th yet?

I just want to stop seeing mothers day crap everywhere. Is that so much to ask?
ronracn:
Hallmark, FTD and all of the choclateers are now pissed at you! How dare you!

I agree with ya' though.
corsair:
While the obvious self-serving advertising of the various vendors of "occassion" cards and merchandise tends to annoy the crap out of me . . . . the underlying element of reminding us to demonstrate appreciation to our parents, is not so bad. I can tell you from experience . . . you'll miss them when thry're gone!

Sunday Apr 22, 2007

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galaxy42:
TMI? Never...

ARRR!!!
corsair:
You're in luck!

I just happen to be a professional badger trainer.

Be warned . . . cases like this can take a long time to resolve . . . and lots and lots of training! wink tongue

Friday Apr 20, 2007

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My daughter comes in at the bright and early 7 a.m. hour begging me for a maroon shirt to wear to school today. Apparently, they've chosen today to commemorate the VT massacre, and as such the local schools are all wearing the university's colors. That's all fine and dandy, but I can't find any of my burgundy t-shirts in my drawer ... except one. She...
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zoidberg79:
yeah lol
i mean that would be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awkward for both of you!
galaxy42:
...I would have a hard time with something like that.
The responsible adult side would do what you did...
Then there's the side that likes to push buttons... that side would have made her swear she didn't get it from me, then let her wear it to school... just to see...

Now, of course, you'll have to post a pic of the shirt... "exhibit A".

Thursday Apr 19, 2007

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I need zerts. Chocolate. Gooey caramel. But yet, I need something crunchy, too.

I need a pretzel stick, dipped in chocolate, then in caramel, then in chocolate again, then in marshmallow, then in chocolate again, and rolled in sprinkles (rainbow, natch).

My teeth hurt just thinking about it. But dammit. I want it. Do not question the desires of a PMS'ing woman. You might lose...
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