So I have a new admirer who comes into my work and he is the biggest douchebag that I have ever met. I took a picture of him to show to my friend and she takes one look at it and says, "i totally slept with him when i was 17 and he had given me a whole lotta smirnoff ice"..BAHAHA!! Funny funny shit.
Work sucks. I have to fire my assistant and that means I will be working 80 hours a week til I find a replacement for him.
Also,
Note to self: NEVER EVER NEVER again date/sleep with any guy who has a crazy ex girlfriend and a child old enough to recognize you.
Fucking hellish.
Welp thats all because I have nothing fucking nice to say. Now for a beer and a painkiller, yeah that whole not drinking thing is kinda not working real well....
Work sucks. I have to fire my assistant and that means I will be working 80 hours a week til I find a replacement for him.
Also,
Note to self: NEVER EVER NEVER again date/sleep with any guy who has a crazy ex girlfriend and a child old enough to recognize you.
Fucking hellish.
Welp thats all because I have nothing fucking nice to say. Now for a beer and a painkiller, yeah that whole not drinking thing is kinda not working real well....
forgetfuljones:
My automatic response that comes to mind is that douchebag admirers that visit your work kinda seem stalkerish, but you took a picture of him!i s it attaraction? fascination? Couriosity?
sethklok:
I'll kick that douchebag's ass for a six pack! Also sorry for your troubles, I can't think of a joke to neutralize them.