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Saturday Nov 13, 2004

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once apon a time.....or should i say inside a span of time because the first makes it sound like you can mount time and ride it over a rainbow and while that idea makes me a giddy, it aint hapnin'......but anywho once with in a span of time there was a bunny and it lived in a secret compartment in a pirates peg leg and one day the "step..thump step....thump step...thump" drove the bunny insane so while the pirate layed to rest the bunny opened the peg-leg hatch and ran to the galley to poison the pirate crews supply of food. this plan,like most, was driven out of insanity and the desire to kill salty sea people but that urge can only take a bunny so far.....he began to think ......"if everyone dies...how will i get off this damn ship...im a terrible swimmer" so he decided to tie down the captain while he hid in the shadows watching the men die. he then sat on the ship captain chest demanding he drive this ship to shore or he may be forced to part with his testicles...the captain quickly noticed a shiney japanese fillet knife flirting with his ball territory, "can cut through a lead pipe and still be sharp enough to dive a tomatoe" said the bunny, the captain agreed to take him to america. the sea was a kind beast to the two unlikely companions so the trip was smooth but once they hit shore they were greated rather harshly by the local savages who called themselves the pilgrams....though the bunny and captain enjoyed calling them "crackers". "WHats cracklin?" asked the bunny and the captain snickered as he pulled his pistol and began shooting whitey right and left! with blood in his teeth and a smile on his face the captain saw the bunny in a new murderous light thinking to himself "perhaps we arnt so differnt after all" the bunny, comming to a similar conclusion, looked to the captain and asked...."could i interest you in some gay sex....we could raise a race of super bunny-men who would be trained to take the country back and remold it in their image" the captain nodded slowly and asked "do you know a name for pirate treasure" the bunny replied "booty?" and the captain smiled with a "your daaaamn right". a long story short....they got it on....AND IT WAS HOT TOO...they had many children and we the children of the bunny are preparing our best and brightest for public office to steal the country right out from whiteys nose....good night and may the great pirate bunny spirt protect us allways.

(disregard all probably spelling mistakes...its 4am and i just made that up)

VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
nellichaos:
smile
Nov 21, 2004
katastrofei:
Dude.
You'll be sued by the Gay Bunnies of America, for sure. Until then, however, please continue to amuse us with these lil' vignettes.
Nov 22, 2004

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