doolittle

another great night last night. a little celebration happened for herotozero and vorbei. it was great. did you know that jupes has a vibrator that they keep in the back room named whiskers????? well, they sure fucking do, so of course i grabbed it and acted like i had a penis. herotozero apparently couldn't resist....


there was a lot of slurring to be had as well... i loaded some videos on youtube, but they are taking too long to upload. i'll post a link later.
after jupes a few folks headed over to my casa to steal my bathrobe and play guitar hero. i had a wonderful time.

i ended up sleeping on the couch in my own damn house, and this morning i hear a knock on the door. i am proud of myself for this, stick with me. i walk to the door in a haze, as it is 10 am on a saturday morning and i am wicked hungover. i open the door and a couple of douchebags are in my doorway holding books. they start going into a speech about how they know they weren't expected and they would like a moment of my time. i look at them (mind you i am a fucking mess and wearing my pajamas, etc), shake my head and say "son, if you are here to sell me something or give me god i want none of it" and shut the door in his stupid face. it was pretty funny at the time. they woke up the whole damn house!!! bastards.

happy new year folks