DookieJones is rounding third and heading home.....
Alright....time for me to rant on and on about nothing...I'm just going to type and type.
When I was a child...I think I had a 'crush' on singer/nude-model slut Samantha Fox. I use the word crush lightly, because I don't really know if it was a crush or I just really thought her music was good....I mean, this is WAY before puberty.
Back in the day, for whatever reason, I thought she was good. Now I can look at her and be like....
. But try telling me that she sucked when I was wearing my "I aint afraid of no ghost." shirt while jumping up and down on the bed to "I Wanna Have Some Fun," I would've argued with you. Seriously.
I mean, I guess we each have our own thing from back when we little, right? I know Dizzy (shout out) had a thing for Olivia Newton John...
....but at least he can say his chick wasn't a slutty nude model. And I can even admit now that Olivia Newton John has some good/fun songs.
But Samantha Fox has terrible songs. And she's skanky. She was back in the day....and she still is.
I was looking some shit up on her, just to kind of see where she is today....and I came across her website....riiiight. Anyhow, there's this one part on the site where it's Samantha Fox's "Thoughts"....like anyone on the face of the earth gives a shit. Anyhow....her first words are "Stay Loose." I'm sure Samantha Fox has had no problem doing that.
She's like the original SG, right? Word.
Yeah, I know what you're thinking....
...anyhow...some of her other thoughts include "giggle with children," as well as "listen to old people."
She's a fucking loon.
I just dedicated a whole journal entry to singer/nude-model slut Samantha Fox.
What does this say about me?
Other than the fact that I'm a hater?
Absolutely nothing.
PS - If some, or all, of the links of the journal entry don't work....you're not missing out on much.
Alright....time for me to rant on and on about nothing...I'm just going to type and type.
When I was a child...I think I had a 'crush' on singer/nude-model slut Samantha Fox. I use the word crush lightly, because I don't really know if it was a crush or I just really thought her music was good....I mean, this is WAY before puberty.
Back in the day, for whatever reason, I thought she was good. Now I can look at her and be like....
. But try telling me that she sucked when I was wearing my "I aint afraid of no ghost." shirt while jumping up and down on the bed to "I Wanna Have Some Fun," I would've argued with you. Seriously.
I mean, I guess we each have our own thing from back when we little, right? I know Dizzy (shout out) had a thing for Olivia Newton John...
....but at least he can say his chick wasn't a slutty nude model. And I can even admit now that Olivia Newton John has some good/fun songs.
But Samantha Fox has terrible songs. And she's skanky. She was back in the day....and she still is.
I was looking some shit up on her, just to kind of see where she is today....and I came across her website....riiiight. Anyhow, there's this one part on the site where it's Samantha Fox's "Thoughts"....like anyone on the face of the earth gives a shit. Anyhow....her first words are "Stay Loose." I'm sure Samantha Fox has had no problem doing that.
She's like the original SG, right? Word.
Yeah, I know what you're thinking....
...anyhow...some of her other thoughts include "giggle with children," as well as "listen to old people."
She's a fucking loon.
I just dedicated a whole journal entry to singer/nude-model slut Samantha Fox.
What does this say about me?
Other than the fact that I'm a hater?
Absolutely nothing.
PS - If some, or all, of the links of the journal entry don't work....you're not missing out on much.
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theseadog:
I'm going to work, and I'm taking your name with me.
melladoree:
NOW really Brian what kind of girl do you think I am? 