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First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
Mike Damone is a P-R-I-C-K.
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....serves his punk ass right.
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have you been here before?
ALexanders! man that turned into a caldoors > kohls > and now it is a burlington coat factory.
yes that was yonkers, red lobster was a few miles down the road but that is scarsdale.
same street tho.