Well I changed my name. Quite exciting business... I suppose I had worn thin my 'cvwlbk' through years of continuous use as a screen name at every instance in which one was required. In retrospect, I think names which are acronyms usually pissed me off when I was in the dark as to their meaning. So say hello to Duker (though Dooker always tugged at my heart) for, to quote the great and unknown Chris Frankel, "'cause my dukers they gots to eat..." 
::resume being retarded in silence::
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