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parks:

I'm so glad I invented that word

Oct 5, 2005

judas:

the most recent conscious thought i had prior to reading your comment was a simple acknowledgement of the fact that i found it odd that there were only three people active on AIM at that very moment.

Oct 8, 2005

Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyra mids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, inef fable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand.

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moongirl:

walk like an egyptian

Oct 2, 2005

meta:

rar to you too, good sir.

Oct 2, 2005

Frank+naval cannon= duck gun

crackers are the vessels of god

irish girls are fucking hot

meta:

as an Irish she-mutant, I resent that last statement.

Sep 22, 2005

wow, I feel like I just got hit by a ton of bricks

my fathers heart is failing him

there isnt a day where my mom isnt in pain

my best friend was shot

both my legs are messed up

I just dont need this right now

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meta:

I changed my mind. I've decided that Evil Harold must live forever. but now that I've spared you, you DO need to do a jig for me in a pub sometime.

Sep 16, 2005

meta:

DONE AND DONE.

Sep 18, 2005

Ren fair is fun, the king said I was "manly"... despite the fact that I was shirtless carrying a stick and wearing a wallaby pelt.

Frank and I looked like gypsy boat people

Judas and co showed up, they spit water on me, I didnt mind

my nipples feel violated and I like it

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contrast:

nice work hells yeah.

Sep 6, 2005

meta:

oh Harold, you're too beautiful to be evil..

what's great is after you refused to save me from Eric's assholery in his room, you ended up tagging him for me in Capture the Flag. so you're my hero after all. SWOOOoonnn..

Sep 7, 2005

Why do I always end up naked when rum is involed

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sapphire777:

i love naked. and rum. we should be naked rum buddies.....

Aug 31, 2005

moongirl:

because pirates drink rum and those pirates love getting naked?

Aug 31, 2005

Have you ever realized certain abreviations of the phrase "number 1" can easily be read as "no one"

parks:

I have realized that

have you seen The Royal Tenenbaums? If not, I highly reccomend it

Aug 27, 2005

meta:

yes. and it's usually true.

and what do you MEAN I disappear and show up again? surely I have no idea what you're talking about. or I'm just fucking with your pretty little Harold-like head.

Aug 28, 2005

I love my mom. I woke up this morning and was making some breakfast and she tells me

"Last night I dreamed that you were kidnapped by a canadian gang, I was out shopping but I couldnt have any fun because I thought the canadians were torturing you"

so yeah, canadians torturing me.

god I should tell you guys some of my mom stories

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frankmask:

Aaron, we're making Robot Snuff Porn when I get home. Can you give me an ETA on a robot puppet with articulation in the jaw, neck, eyes, arms, and upper body?

Seriously, man, we're going to be shovelling in the frog skins. Once Robo-Snuf hits the market it's all Bentleys and mad bling bling. And stuff.

Aug 20, 2005

moongirl:

those canadian gangs are vicious...did she say if they rode mopeds or not?

Aug 26, 2005

rar, apparently my eyelashes are cool and uniquish, im happy with that.

people rock, but I still think post apocolyptic future is ahead of us, I know franks ready, are you?!

mwahahahaha

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frankmask:

Ditch the plate and weave yourself into the chain. The plate woudldn't really do you any good against the living dead and there isn't shit they could do if you had properly rivetted steel or titanium chain on. Maybe crush you by sheer weight of numbers.

And my view of zombies is very different than most peoples. the Undead are slow, insensate, can be destroyed by sufficient though impressive trauma to the body, and being bitten will not turn you into a zombie. I'm in the 'anyone who dies rises as a zombie' school. Barring that, voodoo and necromancy.

Aug 15, 2005

aaardvark:

I'm so ready. Also, yeah, bars in CO are also kind of creepy. Seedy and backwoodsish.

Aug 16, 2005

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