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as an Irish she-mutant, I resent that last statement.

I changed my mind. I've decided that Evil Harold must live forever. but now that I've spared you, you DO need to do a jig for me in a pub sometime.

DONE AND DONE.

nice work hells yeah.

oh Harold, you're too beautiful to be evil..

what's great is after you refused to save me from Eric's assholery in his room, you ended up tagging him for me in Capture the Flag. so you're my hero after all. SWOOOoonnn..

i love naked. and rum. we should be naked rum buddies.....

because pirates drink rum and those pirates love getting naked?

I have realized that

have you seen The Royal Tenenbaums? If not, I highly reccomend it

yes. and it's usually true.

and what do you MEAN I disappear and show up again? surely I have no idea what you're talking about. or I'm just fucking with your pretty little Harold-like head.

Aaron, we're making Robot Snuff Porn when I get home. Can you give me an ETA on a robot puppet with articulation in the jaw, neck, eyes, arms, and upper body?

Seriously, man, we're going to be shovelling in the frog skins. Once Robo-Snuf hits the market it's all Bentleys and mad bling bling. And stuff.

those canadian gangs are vicious...did she say if they rode mopeds or not?

Ditch the plate and weave yourself into the chain. The plate woudldn't really do you any good against the living dead and there isn't shit they could do if you had properly rivetted steel or titanium chain on. Maybe crush you by sheer weight of numbers.

And my view of zombies is very different than most peoples. the Undead are slow, insensate, can be destroyed by sufficient though impressive trauma to the body, and being bitten will not turn you into a zombie. I'm in the 'anyone who dies rises as a zombie' school. Barring that, voodoo and necromancy.

I'm so ready. Also, yeah, bars in CO are also kind of creepy. Seedy and backwoodsish.

I love rock climbing. Where was that at?

Hmmmm, I'm not all that reliable of a person, heh, but my phone number is 651-494-8729.

I highly recommend turnin on Clint Eastwood and driving down I94 at 40mph. It pisses off everyone around you, but it's a cool effect.

Harold: urinating terrorist renegading against children's literacy.

bravo, good sir. even as a Harry Potter quasi-fan I would've been proud of you.

I tried that, but the robot kept tipping over as soon as I got the hoochie boots on it.

Wow is being a bastard and having all it's servers down for maintanence since this morning, and I'm fiending for my WOWfix.

being raped by hillbillies would be funny, so long as they weren't raping me, 'cause I'm sure then it would just be smelly

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Remember, if hillbillies try to rape you it is best to run away and attempt to climb something, then belt them with hygiene products and prophylactics until they flee in terror.

Alternately, when south of the Mason/Dixon line you may attempt to convince the hillbillies that one or more of their number is a direct descendant of a famous civil war general. By talking quickly and using polysyllabic words you may be able to turn the hillbillies against one another long enough to flee in terror for the nearest Starbucks, or failing that any chain coffee or book store. It is widely documented that any hillbilly entering a chain coffee or book store will quickly enter the bathroom, there establishing a cocoon and emerging as a mature yuppie in six to eight weeks. Yuppies are similar to a hillbilly interally, but instead of physical defensive and offensive structures that hillbillies utilize for survival yuppies defend themselves with an astonishing array of psychological attacks, misdirections, camoflogues, and warning colors. They do retain a few physical offensive measures, and may throw hot coffee if cornered or severely agitated.

My brain is evil and wants only to make my life miserable. Sometimes I have to force myself not to think.

slapping people with fish is always good entertainment