dontpooyourself

Have you ever been hesitant to make another journal entry because you have a few comments, and you like that people want to know what you've got to say? No? I uh, er... Me neither.

I played poker for about four hours and ended being fifteen cents up. Which I thought was odd, because I'm such a stupid ballsy player that I usually end up going all in when I've got shit. Weird...

So these three surgeons are sitting around bragging about the work they've accomplished, and the first doctor says, "I once reattatched all ten fingers on a violinist's hands, and he went on to play first chair in a giant orchestra." The second doctor says, "Big deal, I once reattatched both the arms and legs on a dancer and she went on to become a Rockette!" The third surgeon sips his drink calmly and replies, "I've got you two beat, hands down. Once in Texas a man riding a horse was hit by a train goind eighty miles an hour, and there was nothing left but a horses ass and a cowboy hat. And now he's the President of the United States of America."