donnie121

i never had a journal before it weird but its good to get shit off your chest when your alone, huh? at work tonight i was writing a note my chef, and i was talking to the bar manager, when all of a sudden the brazilian dishwasher poured ice water down the bar dude crack, that was fucking hilarious, ahh the simple things in life make mine worth living.


so this woman passes away and her husband hosts a beautiful funeral for her, one of the pallbearers raises her and a hits the wall and she moans, everyine is confused and sure enough she was still awake, she lives for ten more years, then passes again, then at another great service the pallbearer raises again, the husband screams at him "watch that fucking wall"......hahahahaha