step one to getting fired.
wake up 20 mins after you're supposed to be at work, decide that you're not going, call in 2 hours after you shoulda been there, and pretend you have food poisoning.
playing hookie is the shit. the only thing that could be more the shit, would be to get fired so i could get unemployment.
i'm so white trash.
i think i better wait a few weeks to do that first though, so that i can go to the doctor and get some things checked on. and so that i can get a cavity filled, before i lose my insurance.
oh. and now i might get to stay in california. hopefully things work out soon.
wake up 20 mins after you're supposed to be at work, decide that you're not going, call in 2 hours after you shoulda been there, and pretend you have food poisoning.
playing hookie is the shit. the only thing that could be more the shit, would be to get fired so i could get unemployment.
i'm so white trash.
i think i better wait a few weeks to do that first though, so that i can go to the doctor and get some things checked on. and so that i can get a cavity filled, before i lose my insurance.
oh. and now i might get to stay in california. hopefully things work out soon.
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peggy:
I don't think you get umemployment if you get fired. Not in my state anyway.
peggy:
Damn. I need to head out that way then.