So while gliding the web on a soft pillow of cannabis, I found this outstanding website where you can enter random words into a box and generate haikus. I spent waaaay to much time experimenting and laughing...
http://www.languageisavirus.com/interactive-haiku-generator.html
Enjoy:
In the sex surprise
these our gifts of monkey stuff
Oh such hateful butts
From banana grapes
The queen butt salutes the twists
To the sex.butts.now
In the old town see
No licking can do about
How soon it must butts.
Whiskey queen in red
cracks, that liger, cracks again
Surprising monkey.
Those surprise panthers
We bottom out your lightning
Weep now you Flyers.
ellum:
Haha yes!