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Taking a break from losing my mind on Dark Souls 2.... Seriously, fuck that awesome game, so hard.....

I'm planning a new half body tattoo based on my favorite old school and maybe new school vidja games. It will start at my ankle with a classic game level shot, then wraps up my leg and torso with each new block a new game level.

So...
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Babies are disgusting and ugly when they're born and for the first month afterwards. There, I said it.

The exception is one's own children because unconditional love causes blindness.

That has to be by design otherwise orphans would take over the world.

Fin

So while gliding the web on a soft pillow of cannabis, I found this outstanding website where you can enter random words into a box and generate haikus. I spent waaaay to much time experimenting and laughing...

http://www.languageisavirus.com/interactive-haiku-generator.html

Enjoy:

In the sex surprise
these our gifts of monkey stuff
Oh such hateful butts

From banana grapes
The queen butt salutes the twists
To the sex.butts.now...
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