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domo_kun

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Friday Mar 25, 2005

Mar 24, 2005
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I have failed to install Slackware on my old computer. So I'm sticking with Mandrake. I don't udnerstand why Slackware has such a fucking problem with installing. I know my way around UNIX, so I should be able to get this done.

Anyhow, I had a wicked idea for a video... A fake sci-fi movie. Here's what I've got planned so far for one of the scenes.

The crew of whatever the hell ship we use is orbiting a planet that could sustain life. The captain is picking his away crew. The captain is wearing a yellow shirt, and he takes his science officer, who is wearing a blue shirt. He then picks Ensign Williams, a white guy in a red shirt. He says, "Damn!" Then the captain picks Ensign Covington, a black guy in a red shirt, and Covington says, "Damn!" Williams is overjoyed and says, "Yes!"

The away team beams down to the planet, and they stumble across a couple of hobbits. The captain says, "We are representatives of the United Federation of Planets, from the good ship [insert name here]. Who is in charge of this planet?" One of the hobbits responds with. "My name is Frodo, and I don't care who the hell you are. Leave. Your kind isn't welcome here."

Then, as the captain is about to request to be beamed back to the ship, an arrow hits Ensign Covington. The hobbits shout, "Orcs! Run away!" The away team beams back to the ship. When they return, the other ensigns look at Williams strange and ask, "What are you doing here? We thought you went with the away team." Williams replies, "I did, but they also took Covington."

I'm also going to include a deserted planet whose ruins have D&D stuff. Upon discovering a bunch of d20s, the science officer is going to say something like, "So that's how these people became extinct. They couldn't mate."

It will be a lot funnier when we make the video, because I'm a master of sight gags, and I'll be sure to include a lot of them. I also have some Star Wars fans and Star Trek fans collaborating with me, as well as a few D&D players, just to make sure that we can fit as many obscure reference jokes as possible into this video.

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