Saturday!
I just got home from the porno party. I really don't think I can call it that, because I was the only one who brought porn, and the pron I brought was this god-awful rip off of Apocalypse Now. The only reason I brought it was because it was so bad that it was funny. You can read some reviews for this waste of film here. We were watching it, and no one got turned on at all.
We played a drinking game after that called Strip Shooters, but, by that time, most of the girls had left. There was one girl left, so it was like the International House of Sausages (with apologies to Euro Trip). At first I thought we were all going to team up and get the one girl out of her clothes, but fate conspired against us, and soon we were too drunk to keep to the strategy. We ended up giving up because the drinks we were drinking were too fucking sweet, and we all were really close to puking. So we watched Dodgeball.
By the time Dodgeball was done, I was sober enough to drive home. But, as soon as I pulled out, I got lost. We were in Wisconsin, and I ended up going further north into Wisconsin. So then I turned around, and took another rong turn as soon as I got back in Illinois. I got my bearings, figured out where I was supposed to go, and then took my own way home (we were given maps by the people hosting the party, but they were to help us get there from the Sandy Hollow Kmart in Rockford). I got on Illinois 75 and took that to Meridian, and then took Meridian to Latham. I turned onto Latham and took that into Machesney Park, and I turned onto the street south of my subdivision and wound my way through a few neighbourhoods until I got to my street (it's actually faster than the "direct" way).
I've been home for a half hour, and I'm hung over. I'm kind of pissed that the party ended up being a sausage fest, and I'm also kind of pissed that the only porn was the one DVD that I brought for comic relief. I had fun, but that was kind of pathetic.
Oh, before we left Rockford, we went to eat at Denny's. While we were there, we were approached by this fundie black woman. She gave us all tracts (which I collected for my own nefarious purposes) and was trying to preach at us. I kept my mouth shut (and I really wanted to say something. I wanted to mention Cthulhu, and I also wanted to tell her that I am a former Bible college student). She told one of the guys in our group, Mikey, that he would be a preacher. We had a lot of fun with that. We made Jesus cry several times. It felt pretty good.
All in all, while the night was somewhat disappointing, I would say that it was still fun, and it was worth the gas I used to get there and the time it took to drive there and back.
I took some shitty webcam pictures of how I looked before I wen tto the party, but they look like shit, so I'm not putting them up. I need a digital camera. If anyone wants to buy me one, I will be your best friend for a week...
I just got home from the porno party. I really don't think I can call it that, because I was the only one who brought porn, and the pron I brought was this god-awful rip off of Apocalypse Now. The only reason I brought it was because it was so bad that it was funny. You can read some reviews for this waste of film here. We were watching it, and no one got turned on at all.
We played a drinking game after that called Strip Shooters, but, by that time, most of the girls had left. There was one girl left, so it was like the International House of Sausages (with apologies to Euro Trip). At first I thought we were all going to team up and get the one girl out of her clothes, but fate conspired against us, and soon we were too drunk to keep to the strategy. We ended up giving up because the drinks we were drinking were too fucking sweet, and we all were really close to puking. So we watched Dodgeball.
By the time Dodgeball was done, I was sober enough to drive home. But, as soon as I pulled out, I got lost. We were in Wisconsin, and I ended up going further north into Wisconsin. So then I turned around, and took another rong turn as soon as I got back in Illinois. I got my bearings, figured out where I was supposed to go, and then took my own way home (we were given maps by the people hosting the party, but they were to help us get there from the Sandy Hollow Kmart in Rockford). I got on Illinois 75 and took that to Meridian, and then took Meridian to Latham. I turned onto Latham and took that into Machesney Park, and I turned onto the street south of my subdivision and wound my way through a few neighbourhoods until I got to my street (it's actually faster than the "direct" way).
I've been home for a half hour, and I'm hung over. I'm kind of pissed that the party ended up being a sausage fest, and I'm also kind of pissed that the only porn was the one DVD that I brought for comic relief. I had fun, but that was kind of pathetic.
Oh, before we left Rockford, we went to eat at Denny's. While we were there, we were approached by this fundie black woman. She gave us all tracts (which I collected for my own nefarious purposes) and was trying to preach at us. I kept my mouth shut (and I really wanted to say something. I wanted to mention Cthulhu, and I also wanted to tell her that I am a former Bible college student). She told one of the guys in our group, Mikey, that he would be a preacher. We had a lot of fun with that. We made Jesus cry several times. It felt pretty good.
All in all, while the night was somewhat disappointing, I would say that it was still fun, and it was worth the gas I used to get there and the time it took to drive there and back.
I took some shitty webcam pictures of how I looked before I wen tto the party, but they look like shit, so I'm not putting them up. I need a digital camera. If anyone wants to buy me one, I will be your best friend for a week...