Maybe I'm reading far too much into this...
I called Megan at 6:30 this morning, about a half hour after I got home. More about that later. I went to Rock Night at Elixur, and then I went to a sports bar to do karaoke. My friends were buying me drinks all night, including two mini pitchers of beer. Anyhow, I did "When Worlds Collide", by Powerman 5000, "Zombie", by The Cranberries, and "Closer to the Heart", by Rush. My friends joined me for Closer to the Heart, but I was the only one who could hit the high notes like Geddy Lee. My falsetto kicks ass.
Then I went back to Elixur, where I stayed until a half hour after close. All the people who work there know me and like me, so I can do shit like that. I then went with them to this one dude's house, where we did more karaoke. I sang a whole ton of songs, and killed my voice because a lot of them involved screaming.
So, I ended up getting home at 6:00 AM. I got on the computer and then called Megan, figuring that she's probably just now getting done hanging out with friends in Phoenix. She answered the phone with, "Hey, baby." THAT'S what I think I may be reading too much into... I think that she wants more than just a sexual relationship with me, which is absolutely fine by me. In fact, while I was not looking for a serious relationship, I'm okay if one falls in my lap. Also, we talked about one of her exes, who is one of my buddies that I went out drinking with. He's quite the handsome man, and I'd be all over his junk if I was a girl. I told her that he's okay with us, and he really doesn't care. She told me that I am much hotter than he is, and said a whole lot of other things that made me blush and masturbated my ego...
The only problem I foresee is with her job. I have no problem with the fact that she's a stripper. None whatsoever. I just don't want to go watch her dance because I know that part of her job involves flirting very heavily with the patrons of the bar she works in, and I don't want jealousy to ruin the relationship. I was getting jealous on New Year's when my friend Scottie kept on trying to steal her, and I had just met her that night.
She also has a kid, but I don't see that as a problem. I'm willing to deal with a kid, because I've got feelings for her that are more than just sexual. I've been told that I get attached too easily. Perhaps that's true.
Anyhow, she's coming back from Phoenix on Sunday, at 11:00 PM. My friend Jeff and I are going to drive to ORD to pick her up. Jeff is going because I don't want to drive my car again. It scared me the first time, so I'm not going to let it scare me again. Besides, with Jeff driving, we can make out and engage in some serious hanky panky in the backseat (she thought of it, too).
I find it kind of funny that, in the space of exactly one week, I've met not one but two strippers who want my nuts. The first one was crazy, and she was never able to hang out with me. Then, on New Year's, she brought friends of hers to a party at a friend of some of my friends house, and some of them decided to do blow in the bathroom. I don't give a fuck who you are, but that shit isn't cool. You don't fucking do coke in the bathroom of a house that's owned by someone you don't know. They got kicked out, but were allowed to finish their beers before they left. We wanted nothing to do with this girl or her friends for the rest of the night, so we directed her to an all ages party and then went to Elixur, where I met Megan, who is prettier by far and who actually is able to see me (when she gets back from Phoenix) and who fucking did something about wanting my nuts aside from just rub her ass on my crotch. She ditched her friends (she wasn't driving anyway) to spend the rest of the night with me.
Speaking of New Year's, Scottie has royally pissed me off... He was talking shit about me. He told Jeff that I was making megan feel uncomfortable, when actually it was him who was making Megan feel uncomfortable, plus, to a much lesser extent, the situation with her ex, who is one of my friends.
Next week, I think I'm going to be much too busy having sex to hang out with Scottie. Then, I'm taking him to Beloit, getting him trashed, and then ditching him at a gay bar, after telling all the gay men there that he's single and avaliable. The next day, I'm going to claim that he ran off and I was in no mood to chase his drunk ass down.
Hat tip: swanny, for coming up with the evil plan for revenge on Scottie for trying to cock block me. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
I called Megan at 6:30 this morning, about a half hour after I got home. More about that later. I went to Rock Night at Elixur, and then I went to a sports bar to do karaoke. My friends were buying me drinks all night, including two mini pitchers of beer. Anyhow, I did "When Worlds Collide", by Powerman 5000, "Zombie", by The Cranberries, and "Closer to the Heart", by Rush. My friends joined me for Closer to the Heart, but I was the only one who could hit the high notes like Geddy Lee. My falsetto kicks ass.
Then I went back to Elixur, where I stayed until a half hour after close. All the people who work there know me and like me, so I can do shit like that. I then went with them to this one dude's house, where we did more karaoke. I sang a whole ton of songs, and killed my voice because a lot of them involved screaming.
So, I ended up getting home at 6:00 AM. I got on the computer and then called Megan, figuring that she's probably just now getting done hanging out with friends in Phoenix. She answered the phone with, "Hey, baby." THAT'S what I think I may be reading too much into... I think that she wants more than just a sexual relationship with me, which is absolutely fine by me. In fact, while I was not looking for a serious relationship, I'm okay if one falls in my lap. Also, we talked about one of her exes, who is one of my buddies that I went out drinking with. He's quite the handsome man, and I'd be all over his junk if I was a girl. I told her that he's okay with us, and he really doesn't care. She told me that I am much hotter than he is, and said a whole lot of other things that made me blush and masturbated my ego...
The only problem I foresee is with her job. I have no problem with the fact that she's a stripper. None whatsoever. I just don't want to go watch her dance because I know that part of her job involves flirting very heavily with the patrons of the bar she works in, and I don't want jealousy to ruin the relationship. I was getting jealous on New Year's when my friend Scottie kept on trying to steal her, and I had just met her that night.
She also has a kid, but I don't see that as a problem. I'm willing to deal with a kid, because I've got feelings for her that are more than just sexual. I've been told that I get attached too easily. Perhaps that's true.
Anyhow, she's coming back from Phoenix on Sunday, at 11:00 PM. My friend Jeff and I are going to drive to ORD to pick her up. Jeff is going because I don't want to drive my car again. It scared me the first time, so I'm not going to let it scare me again. Besides, with Jeff driving, we can make out and engage in some serious hanky panky in the backseat (she thought of it, too).
I find it kind of funny that, in the space of exactly one week, I've met not one but two strippers who want my nuts. The first one was crazy, and she was never able to hang out with me. Then, on New Year's, she brought friends of hers to a party at a friend of some of my friends house, and some of them decided to do blow in the bathroom. I don't give a fuck who you are, but that shit isn't cool. You don't fucking do coke in the bathroom of a house that's owned by someone you don't know. They got kicked out, but were allowed to finish their beers before they left. We wanted nothing to do with this girl or her friends for the rest of the night, so we directed her to an all ages party and then went to Elixur, where I met Megan, who is prettier by far and who actually is able to see me (when she gets back from Phoenix) and who fucking did something about wanting my nuts aside from just rub her ass on my crotch. She ditched her friends (she wasn't driving anyway) to spend the rest of the night with me.
Speaking of New Year's, Scottie has royally pissed me off... He was talking shit about me. He told Jeff that I was making megan feel uncomfortable, when actually it was him who was making Megan feel uncomfortable, plus, to a much lesser extent, the situation with her ex, who is one of my friends.
Next week, I think I'm going to be much too busy having sex to hang out with Scottie. Then, I'm taking him to Beloit, getting him trashed, and then ditching him at a gay bar, after telling all the gay men there that he's single and avaliable. The next day, I'm going to claim that he ran off and I was in no mood to chase his drunk ass down.
Hat tip: swanny, for coming up with the evil plan for revenge on Scottie for trying to cock block me. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Scotty is still being a cunt, like that's a shocker. Seriously man, I'd have cut ties with this guy a while ago. I find revenge to be kinda tiresome and not generally worth the effort. Usually even if someone deserves to be shat on, you feel like a turd for doing it afterwards.