Bless Me Father, For I Have Sinned... (Introduction)
Father Murphy's hands trembled as he poured scotch into a tumbler. He downed it like water and filled the tumbler again. Then he sat down to write. This is what he wrote:
My name is Father Richard Murphy. I am the associate pastor for St. Josaphat Catholic Parish, in Lincoln Park, Chicago, Illinois. I am currently 28... Read More
The Spinner, with her distaff, spins the thread
Spins torment, disappointment, but pleasure?
Daughter of Nix spins no joy in the dread
Spinning my life, it seems at her leisure
Melancholy threads, continuing strife
Adversaries without, demons within
The Spinner of threads spins a weary life
Perhaps preemptive for whatever sin
The Spinner does not know of the thread's length... Read More
So... I'm going to Chicago on Saturday night, and I'm taking Krissy with me. Krissy, if you don't know, is this girl I've known for six years. I've also wanted romantic involvement with her for six years. She's absolutely gorgeous, funny, nice, sweet, and anything else that you could ask for in a woman.
We're going to go to all the clubs, and not pay... Read More
Did i see you post - in the license plate thread - that you were ordained by the Church of the Sub-genius?
Sounds interesting. Is thhere a story? Do tell...
I had this fucked up dream. Really fucked up. Really fucked up, and I had no control over it. I was dreaming that I was in Colleyville, TX, hanging out with a friend of mine who lives there. Now, I find this friend to be one of the most beautiful girls I've ever laid eyes on. Anyhow, stuff happened, and we ended up fucking.... Read More
I got to hang out with my ex Cari. I'm still madly in love with her, and the last time we got to hang out sicne we broke up, she told me that she wasn't ready for a relationship. But this time, I think things are different... Firstly, she was making physical contact with me more often. She stayed in extremely close proximity to... Read More
I use a WLAN connection to get on the Internet. It's aggrivating, at times, because the signal is crappy, but that's not what I want to bitch about.
DRM. I fucking hate DRM. I hate it with a passion. Apparently, Blu-Ray and HD-DVD are going to have DRM in them that restricts what kinds of... Read More
So, my former roommate has been calling me demanding money.
I initially told her that I would pay half this week, half next week. But I've changed my mind. You see, I paid half of the security deposit. Now I no longer live there. She still lives there with a new roommate. So, either her or her new roommate owes me half of the security... Read More
Okay, so my prospects for getting laid have gone up since I've moved. I'm having my gorgeous friend Susie over tonight to hang out, and we're probably going to end up going for a soak in the hot tub. I know that she finds me attractive because I could smell her getting horny when I was massaging her feet that one night... Now,... Read More
wait... he doesn't want her "knocking shit over"? what shit? what kind of excuse is that to not let someone have a cat? i can understand if they're worried about carpet being ruined, or furniture (if the place is furnished or something) getting clawed up, but knocking stuff over? that's lame, your brother is an asshole, and i hope you feel better.
